[FIC] Dazed and Confused - Chapter 1

darkbane · Post by **darkbane** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:15 am

Weltall Elite wrote:Well, we weren't talking about finding a clean toilet and a roll of paper.

The sad reality of lemon fics?

Ariane · Post by **Ariane** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:21 am

I am so lost.

Weltall Elite · Post by **Weltall Elite** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:24 am

She's dazed and confused.

He was talking about the "urges of mother nature". To me that's having to go to the bathroom. I think he was refering to a desire for sex or something though.

darkbane · Post by **darkbane** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:27 am

Ariane wrote:I am so lost.

Don't worry, keep writing! ^_^
Could you post a link to your chapters over at ff.net, for those of us too lazy to search for em (like, me, lol)?

Weltall Elite · Post by **Weltall Elite** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:29 am

So you're going to make HER go find a link to a story that you could just as easily look for yourself?

EDIT: Bah. I don't even have to look it up. FFN has an easy way to get to an author's page.
http://www.fanfiction.net/~ariane

Ariane · Post by **Ariane** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:31 am

Actually, you can just click the banner in my sig.

Ah... thanks for clarifying about the toilet paper. I understood the original idea of natural urges, but the bathroom was lost on me. At first I thought someone was implying sex in the bathroom, which just perplexed me.

Weltall Elite · Post by **Weltall Elite** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:36 am

Bah. I was just giving HELLFIRE a hard time. There's only like four or five of us in here who regularly review people's fics, so dumb jokes can be the norm around here.

darkbane · Post by **darkbane** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:20 pm

Ariane: sex in the bathroom is actually what it was all about. Probably. It's all about sex with the person you love most.

Some people find dirty bathrooms a turn-on though. Go figure. Well, I'm not one of those for sure.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:02 pm

...if we can get it back onto the topic of Ariane's fic and not of
bodily functions or otherwise..... -H

@Weltall
I got the joke, btw

// goes over to read Ch2

Regards