[FIC] Dinner and Dessert, Chapter 1. Romance, comedy

blackrose · Post by **blackrose** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 4:24 pm

SagaraSousuke wrote:Rose!!! I like!!! Je l'aime! *glomps* xD Looking forward to more chappies!^_______^ Kudos!

*glomps Chris* THANK YOU!!! I know, I know, you're just waiting for the lemon, right?

I'm so glad you like it, though!!!!

I've been getting a little flack from Heero x Relena fans who have told me "We look forward to more of your GUNDAM WING works". *pouts* Apparently, I'm not allowed to write anything else, ever.... *sniffs*

(I think the 3 Fruits Basket fics might have had something to do with stretching their patience just a bit.

)

StromCrow3000 wrote:We all have our quirks, Kat, we all have our own little quirks

Yah, and Kat admits to being an unromantic gun bunny. But that's okay because we still love him. ^___^

(and he clicked on the fic despite the fact "romance" was in the title, so maybe he's just a closet romantic, what do you think?)

Kat: *glares*
Rose: EEP! *runs away*

Thanks for reading!!! And *glomps Strom* Thanks for *sniffs* sticking up for me.

Love,
Rose

Post by **Taurec** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 6:25 pm

ROTFLMAOPMP .... it's been a long looong time since i saw someone write EEP!

Carry on .. nothing to see here .... and don't ask ..

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 6:36 pm

...Preparing a Bat, just so Souske'll just get the hint

SOMEONE rent him a CLUE!!!

Waiting for next chap blackrose.
Hoping you could fit other chars in, but that's just me

@Katyusha
that's NOT a licence for you to say "I wish Gaulin was in it"

blackrose · Post by **blackrose** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:34 am

HELLFIRE wrote:...Preparing a Bat, just so Souske'll just get the hint
SOMEONE rent him a CLUE!!!

LOL! I think he finally got one. I'm hoping to pen chapter 3 tonight, or at least the better part of 3. I still have some holes in 2, but the good Sgt. is a little frisky and ready for his lemon scene, I think. So...I figure while he's in the mood I should keep going forward. *grins*

Waiting for next chap blackrose. Hoping you could fit other chars in, but that's just me

Well, I had a tiny bit of Kurz and Melissa in ch 1. They're not going to be in 2. I'm not sure if they'll be in 3, if I'll go that far, or if it'll end with Sousuke leaving to go back to Danaan. Guess it'll depend on whether or not something strikes me in that regard. O_o

@Katyusha
that's NOT a licence for you to say "I wish Gaulin was in it"

*giggles* You know him too well! I think I can safely say there will be no Gaulin in this one. I was thinking there wouldn't be a Gaulin in Falter, either, but apparently, as a group, we're not tired of him coming back to life, which was something I wanted to avoid in fear of being cliche. So, hmmmm.... O_o

I dunno if he'll be in that one or not.

*glomps Hellfire* Thanks for reading! Oh, and did you see what Kat said about you in terms of being romantic? *hands Hellfire a paper fan*

(just kidding, it wasn't bad. He said you were a rare, romantic gun bunny)

*giggles at the image*

Sorry, I'm just picturing a bunny in camouflage writing a love letter.

Love,
Rose

PS - Tau: Nothing to see here. Move along now. This hasn't a thing to do with the Japanese mafia. Not a thingy dingy.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:41 am

blackrose wrote:but the good Sgt. is a little frisky and ready for his lemon scene, I think. So...I figure while he's in the mood I should keep going forward. *grins*

I'm trying to picture the good Sgt. frisky.....

...nope, coming up blank *hehehe*

Looking forward to it!!

blackrose wrote:Well, I had a tiny bit of Kurz and Melissa in ch 1.

I figure Sagara goes to Shinji for advice -- which makes a bad
situation worse, and Chidori has Kyoko or Muzuki comfort her...
Again, just my opinion

blackrose wrote:*glomps Hellfire* Thanks for reading! Oh, and did you see what Kat said about you in terms of being romantic? *hands Hellfire a paper fan*

(just kidding, it wasn't bad. He said you were a rare, romantic gun bunny)

Funny, I thought he said I was the oddball of the bunch...

*sound of Katyusha-seeker gaining lock on target* ehehehehe

blackrose · Post by **blackrose** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 7:56 pm

HELLFIRE wrote: I'm trying to picture the good Sgt. frisky.....

...nope, coming up blank *hehehe*

He tricked me. *sigh* 1400 words into chapter THREE, and he's just now asking how to get the bra off. He's killing me!

Sousuke: I have no familiarity with civilian clothing.
Rose: You have no familiarity with the clue phone. *picks up a cell phone with the word CLUE taped to the back* Look, it rings and the person on the other end gives you a clue. BECAUSE YOU NEED ONE!!!! ARGH!

"H-have you been with…um, done this before?" She realized how stupid that question was once it left her lips. He didn't even know how to kiss!
"No. But I have seen pictures and film."
I didn't want to know… "Let me guess. Kurz."
"Yes. And Melissa."
"Melissa?"
"Yes. I spent many hours studying positions and techniques...."

*shakes fist at Sousuke* DAMN YOU! *cries and imagines the title "neverending lemon: chapter 50 - Sousuke finally cops a feel"

Looking forward to it!!

Thanks! I hope it'll turn out okay. Despite Sgt. Sagara.

HELLFIRE wrote:I figure Sagara goes to Shinji for advice -- which makes a bad situation worse, and Chidori has Kyoko or Muzuki comfort her...Again, just my opinion

I could see the latter maybe happening in some of the current 'holes' still left in ch 2 - over the phone perhaps. I think it would be funny to hear Shinji's "advice", but I don't think it'll fit in the time frame I already created. But I'm sure Shinji will be in Falter.

And the evil plot bunnies were mating earlier today, so who knows what little plot bunny will result from that, unholy union. O_o

HELLFIRE wrote: Funny, I thought he said I was the oddball of the bunch...

With that bunch, is it REALLY an insult? I mean, come on.... It'd be like Naz telling you that you were insane. (I dunno why, but I like picking on Naz).

Hellfire wrote:*sound of Katyusha-seeker gaining lock on target* ehehehehe

GET HIM! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

*glomps Hellfire*

Thanks again!

Love,
Rose

Jae · Post by **Jae** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:10 pm

blackrose wrote: "neverending lemon: chapter 50 - Sousuke finally cops a feel"

*howls with laughter*
How could he manage without someone with authority laying out a battleplan for him?
How would that go? Let's see, one hand scounts the enemy territory, the other one assists the mouth with engage and distraction techniques...and then the main unit...

blackrose wrote: I dunno why, but I like picking on Naz

I thought that is what he's here for

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 9:56 pm

Laying out the evening like a battleplan.... well, Sagara MIGHT
finally understand, and someone's talking his language. Though
with the way things go out, Chidori'd just blow up and throw him
off the balcony in his boxers/briefs

*hides a blanket and spare set of keys in the bushes, just in case*

blackrose · Post by **blackrose** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 7:38 pm

Jae wrote:*howls with laughter*
How could he manage without someone with authority laying out a battleplan for him?
How would that go? Let's see, one hand scounts the enemy territory, the other one assists the mouth with engage and distraction techniques...and then the main unit...

*snerk* MAIN UNIT???

*adds to list of male genitalia lemon references*

WARNING!!! R Rated material.....

Sousuke pushed her back into the mattress; his hands traveled up the smooth surface of her skin. He felt his main unit harden....

*snickers*

*hyperventilates*

*dies*

I'm going to have to revise chapter count. There's going to be 4 instead of 3. I shouldn't be surprised. My "one-shots" usually end up 4 chapters. BLAH....

*runs off to put down ideas on ch 4*

Love,
Rose

blackrose · Post by **blackrose** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 7:41 pm

HELLFIRE wrote:Laying out the evening like a battleplan.... well, Sagara MIGHT
finally understand, and someone's talking his language. Though
with the way things go out, Chidori'd just blow up and throw him
off the balcony in his boxers/briefs

Oh well....He was given adequate study materials.

*hides a blanket and spare set of keys in the bushes, just in case*

*snickers and imagines Sousuke being THROWN out into those bushes*

Nah. He got his lemon scene. *wipes sweat off brow* And I can even post a version here that isn't too graphic. The cut ended up so that it's a fairly easy one to make to take out the actual "lemon", and you don't miss too much. Just the fun stuff.

He recovers quickly though. So, it'll probably be more lime at the beginning of ch 4. ^___^ Lucky bastard. *grins*

Love,
Rose

Post by **Taurec** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 8:36 pm

LOL ...

Well that would beat the .. "Oooh Sagara .. your AS .. it's .... so big" .

Jae · Post by **Jae** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 9:04 pm

Hmmm...maybe the main unit would stand at attention?
*cough*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 12:57 am

Jae wrote:Hmmm...maybe the main unit would stand at attention?
*cough*

*sweat drop*

Umm...back to topic, how's chap 2 coming blackrose?
Best Regards

blackrose · Post by **blackrose** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 4:16 pm

HELLFIRE wrote: *sweat drop*

Poor Hellfire... *hugs*

Umm...back to topic, how's chap 2 coming blackrose?
Best Regards

^___^ Yes, well, this thread's already been hijacked once, so....

Chapter 2 is rough drafted, minus I think about a scene and a half. It's the longest one, of course -___-;;; But chapter 3 is a complete rough draft that I could..SHOULD probably go ahead and send to my betareader so that when I get 2 finished, 3 will be done already. I'm also adding a chapter 4 because I have this pathetic inability to write anything without a plot. Or at least a THEME.

*sulks* The closest thing to a PWP lemon I've ever written was an AU Heero x Relena fic called Darkness and Light aka Heero gets laid by his pretty little maid. And even that sorta had a theme to it. BLAH!

The reclusive English lord preferred to live in darkness, and his pretty little maid kept trying to shed a little light in the room.

So yeah, Dinner and Dessert at least grew a theme. And it started in a conversation I imagined between Sousuke and the Major (do we know Major by any other name than Major?) prior to him taking Kaname back home. Then erupted into a chapter 4.

On my drive in, too, I had some more thoughts on Falter as well. That one's not going to be an easy one....

*cringe*

Do I hear anyone volunteering to help authenticate weaponry used in Falter? (ie make sure I don't do something idiotic like essentially put a silencer on a revolver?)

*steps back as military otakus suddenly perk up*
Ummmmm....don't take that too seriously...yet. Just wanting to know if, in general, someone would be interested once I make it that far.

^___^

Love,
Rose

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Mon Apr 07, 2003 6:59 pm

Acutally, I'm more worried about Sagara & the 'main unit at attention.'
He can stand at attention no problems, but would he get the joke?
Much less be able to do...it?

---
//begin semi-lemon spam-fic

*Sagara & Chidori in a tender moment*
Sagara: Okay, so now what?
Chidori: *seductively* Now, silly, you 'stand at attention.'
Sagara: *takes that literally* Sgt. Souske, reporting for duty
Chidori: No, I mean...THAT...at attention *points down there*
Sagara: I do not understand.
Chidori: Sagara, you're very good at standing at attention, you think
Sagara Junior down there could do the same?
Sagara: Sagara....Junior? *takes a look down there*
Chidori: *nods in the affirmative*
Sagara: Oh, you mean an ere....
Chidori: *cuts him off* YES, I mean THAT!! You DON'T need to go
into a detailed explanation!!
*Sagara drones on reciting everything he knows about sex, Chidori
lying on her arm sighing and groaning*
Chidori: I feel like I'm back in junior high....
*Sagara finishes his detailed explanation finally at three in the morning*
Sagara: ...but there is one thing I don't understand, Chidori. Chidori?
*looks over, Chidori is asleep*
Chidori: *drowsily* Uh? What?
Sagara: How am I supposed to make...it...uh...'stand at attention'?
Chidori: *drowsily* Uh...wha...Oh, you...
*reaches over, and accidentally feels...*
Chidori: *insert trademark Chidori shock / po'ed face here*
*keeps feeling and poking*

...looks like Sagara's going to need those supplies stashed in the
bushes, as the countdown to Chidori-Meltdown #3,945,456,355,990
begins...

//end semi-lemon spam-fic
---

@blackrose
The Major's name is Kalinin, or as I like to think of him, Sean Connery
spittin'-image-double *hehehehe* And I'm sure you can con us gun bunnies for help with the weapons when the time comes....just ask
nicely

Regards