The Wrong Lips?

Avlor · Post by **Avlor** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:13 pm

How to Get Angelina Jolie's Lips

(Yes much of the attendance here is male - but I hope ya guys see what we women have to go through now...

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I had to giggle at this one.

(Especially the part that says: "Warnings: Cutting her lips off won't work, sorry.")

/Av is off to find socks glue to keep up her nifty Japanese slouchy socks and and adding to the shopping list: "lip plumper" ...

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:24 pm

I know an excellent way to get plumper lips. Its called a wooden board. A mouse trap also works wonders.

Post by **Taurec** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:09 pm

Bee / wasp stings ?

KashimArbalestAS · Post by **KashimArbalestAS** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:51 pm

I couldn't understand 3/4 of the page.

Avlor · Post by **Avlor** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:05 pm

@KashimArbalestAS
You know I didn't even think about the fact that we women have a secret makeup language... I will allow the male population to be let in on one word (the scariest one there besides plastic surgery and tatoos): Exfoliate - aka scrape a layer of skin off (commonly disguised as cleaning off the dead skin cells).

@Killer and Tau
Tempting, I did think of that...those are cheaper options initally... But can I buy enough or even keep on enough makeup to cover up the black and blue marks? (Not likely.)

But perhaps those'll be the new craze in eye shadow? (Not for me though, thanks...)

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:14 am

Taurec wrote:Bee / wasp stings ?

Oh yeah, I've seen pictures of allergic reactions that would put Jolie's lips to shame.

They'd even put Donald Duck's to shame, unfortunately.

shim · Post by **shim** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:01 am

hey Av, tis been a while since i saw a post from ya