Pun .... laaaaame ....

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri May 05, 2006 10:33 pm

I feel so... inadequate

N1 Miz!

Regards

Miz~Chidori · Post by **Miz~Chidori** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:17 am

Disclaimer: I do not agree with cheating or concealment from spouses... this joke has both. Do not read if you might be offended.

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A wife had a lover that she was hiding from her husband. One day the husband came home early and she quickly hid him in the closet. The wife's son was hiding out in the closet as well, now he had company.

Boy: It's dark in here.
Man: Yes it is.
Boy: I have a baseball.
Man: That's nice.
Boy: Want to buy it?
Man: No thanks.
Boy: My daddy is outside.
Man: How much do you want?
Boy: $450

So the man pays for the baseball.

A couple of weeks later the same thing happens again.

Boy: It's dark in here.
Man: Yup.
Boy: I have a baseball glove.
Man: How much you want for it?
Boy: $550

The man pays the money and all is well.

A couple weeks later the father tells the boy to get his ball and glove, they are going to toss a few. The boys says, "I can't!"
The father asks, "Why not?"
The boy says, "I sold them."
"For how much?"
"$1,000"
The father furrows his brows and in hopes to teach the boy a lesson says. "You shouldn't trick your friends out of that much money, I am going to take you to confession."

So the boy enters the confession closet.
Boy: It's dark in here.
Priest: Don't start that shit again.

XD

Circle · Post by **Circle** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:27 am

What a hustler.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sat May 27, 2006 5:10 am

N1 Miz!

Regards

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Sat May 27, 2006 2:49 pm

OUCH I think i just hurt my self!

naiomi · Post by **naiomi** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:43 pm

I love puns they are just so terrible that I have to love em.

Post by **Taurec** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:35 pm

naiomi wrote:I love puns they are just so terrible that I have to love em.

Terrible!??, Guess that's your opunion.

naiomi · Post by **naiomi** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:28 am

They just have that affect where after you tell one, everyone goes, Oh hardy har har. Its that weird affect that puns have and I love it, that affect alone makes me laugh.