Bar opens at 8

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:40 am

It's not like Tau will need more than 3 rounds at a time per pesky patron. 30mm Spent Uranium Slugs tend to have more effect than the wee little 20mm R2D2 with a hardon you installed.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:36 pm

But we need swiss cheese to complement our wine (or else it would be no gouda, and we'd also have to leave the prov-alone. (*.*) ). So high ROF with lotsa ammo is necessary.

Miz~Chidori · Post by **Miz~Chidori** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:17 pm

Katyusha I adore your icon!

Might I have something strong Tau?

Post by **Taurec** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:37 pm

*serves a Green Chartreuse / single malt cocktail*
Long time no see Miz~C got news from the flipside ?

Miz~Chidori · Post by **Miz~Chidori** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:00 pm

Nothing horribly exciting I'm afraid, just lots of things.

*sparkly eyes* Thankies! *downs drink*

So... what have I missed?

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:28 pm

Like a cockroach/ room mate even after nuclear boomings i keep coming back...

Bar keep a round of the "don't ask what it is if you value your sanity" for the room on my tab.

* droops a bunch of cash he "Barrowed" from work on the bar *

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:34 pm

A pangalactic gargle blaster for me then.

Post by **Taurec** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:11 pm

Katyusha wrote:A pangalactic gargle blaster for me then.

Are you also a poet ?

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:41 am

// puts a hole near Miz~Chidori's seat with the BarPhalanx

whiskey bravo

Tall and cold, it's almost friday!

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:21 am

The Bar Goalkeeper would have made a bigger hole.

@Tau - Not really, I suck at writing poetry unless you mean poetically describing something's demise. Whatever, I signed the waiver.

Post by **Taurec** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:09 am

*Smashes Kat's brains out using a large gold brick with a a slice of lemon wrapped around it*

Sorry I was out of Fallian marsh gas but I assure you the effect is the same...

And for some vogon poetry

Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:28 pm

I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective and the interesting rhythmic devices that counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the Vogonity of the poet's compassionate soul which contrives through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into whatever it was the poem was about!

Katyusha wrote: The Bar Goalkeeper would have made a bigger hole.

Not as big as the one thats now in your head.

Miz~Chidori · Post by **Miz~Chidori** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:34 pm

*hides under chair and chucks foam grenade*

... man & I was really hoping to live to see the weekend I've worked so hard for (mentally)

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:38 pm

BAH! Weekends? Welcome to forum-reality...

/KiLlEr beats MC into a static charged friz ball with a nerf-bat, discharges MC into TE, and goes back to the bar.

And so concludes the bar's most shocking moment.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:05 am

// sends Kat out to the firing range with the BarGoalKeeper

...if you must play...