So umm... lol?

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:22 am

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:41 am

HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!

Circle · Post by **Circle** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:00 pm

ROFL

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue May 02, 2006 11:51 pm

What's good for the goose is good for the gander...

Regards

Kashmir · Post by **Kashmir** » Wed May 03, 2006 12:02 am

Oh boy, what crappy situation to be in. lol.

Miz~Chidori · Post by **Miz~Chidori** » Wed May 03, 2006 4:06 pm

oh d*mn XXD sux to be him

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Wed May 03, 2006 6:44 pm

Hmmm... Can you say "Brokeback Home Invasion"

Kashmir · Post by **Kashmir** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:45 pm

Haha, couldn't say it any better myself.

KashimArbalestAS · Post by **KashimArbalestAS** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:39 pm

What a twist of events.

JelliCelli · Post by **JelliCelli** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:35 pm

LOL Oh man! What a twist that story was! This couple's gonna need some serious counseling after this.....wait, that's assuming too much..