Daily Har-Har

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:52 pm

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the Other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?”

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS

Nazgul · Post by **Nazgul** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:50 pm

That reminds me of a friend of my brother. He was riding his bycicle while the lights weren't functioning. When he was pulled over and the officer wanted to give him a ticket he threw his bike in the canal. Then he asked the officer what he was talking about: what bike and what light? And got a ticket for poluting

Post by **Taurec** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:45 pm

Lol Har Har ....

Anonz · Post by **Anonz** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:43 am

hahahaha, nice

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed May 21, 2008 3:13 pm

...remind me to try this the next time I get pulled over

Regards

Pygmi · Post by **Pygmi** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:29 pm

LOL good god that's awesome