Bar opens at 8

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:48 pm

And to Celebrate your return I now Unleash my most evil and Destructive attack ever

* Evil Eyes and Fiery Back ground Terran spins around and in his Hand a Microphone *

DEATH BY KARAOKE!!1

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:14 pm

Hehehehehe... TE the Caucasian Wiliam Hung!

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:52 am

I love it

music to my ears

lalalallalalalalla

now i show u deadly.

mWHAHAHA

ZyreX · Post by **ZyreX** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:09 am

CUTIE POWER OR WHAT

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:06 pm

Hi kitty... will you be my friend? I Wuf little Kitty's
* kitty turns white and dies *

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:10 pm

Kitty chopsticks anyone ????

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:15 am

// turns a busload of screaming 4 year olds on the kitty

Where's the entertainment? TE, get yer butt up there!!

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:43 pm

* gets on the Stage *
You never close your eyes any more When I kiss your lips
* Glasses shatter *
And there's no tenderness like before In your fingertips
* plants die *
You're trying hard not to show it baby But baby, baby I know it
* the Earth quakes *

You've lost that loving feeling Oh, that loving feeling
* the dead rise from there graves *....

full_metal_sousuke · Post by **full_metal_sousuke** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:09 am

ill take 2 screaming kanames on the rocks, and 3 bonta cookies

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:23 am

full_metal_sousuke wrote:ill take 2 screaming kanames on the rocks, and 3 bonta cookies

/me watchs as Full_Metal_Sousuke gets the shit kicked out of him by 2 screaming Kaname's and then filled with lead by 3 Bonta cookies.

Sucks to be him eh?

triple shot of Ebola pls barkeep.

full_metal_sousuke · Post by **full_metal_sousuke** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:53 am

thas messed up.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:04 am

Ya can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen

// flips the BarPhalanx to manual and shreds full_metal_sousuke

freshly swisscheesed n00b!! Oh yeah TE, the karoke score machine rated
that at -47... try again next time

Shouts out to our new banner! Is Mao winding up for the punch?
Or she actually chilling a bit there?

full_metal_sousuke · Post by **full_metal_sousuke** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:46 pm

hahahahaha sousuke never gets shreaded

Post by **Taurec** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:49 pm

Aaaah humbug ....

I don't want any complaints about that Merry Christmas....

Apparently some people have got their undies in a twist because some of the large retail chains have gone from officially saying "Merry Christmas" to just simply "Happy Holidays".

That way, you can include Hanukah, Kwanza, Christmas, New Years, and whatever else happens in December, and don't offend all the people who don't celebrate Christmas.

For those people who got offended by the words "Merry Christmas", get a fudgie life.

*Opens up another bottle of Vodka*

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:57 pm

* sitting on his Roof with a Stinger and a reindeer hunting permit *