[FIC] The Worst FM*P! Fanfiction Ever 01
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:23 pm
Realize that this is intentionally horrible.
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Teh Wirst Full Metal Panic Fnafiction Evar!!1
Rating: PG-13
Part 01
LOL it wuz cu+e all these weaponz n stuffs! (omg weaponz r so so cute dont u think?) and they hd 2 deel w/ the germans and the frecnh anf other citiez 2 an the poice but then OMG they found otu the ppls wre disppearing and tehn riots were started evrywhere, OMG no the poor ppl! so newayz kurz and melissa ar ethere and the bad guys ctch Kurz OMGno! and it's theb 3\/iL mutant |<illAh ninja gaulun! E\/iL mutant ninja KillAh gauron used hsi Super mega gundam samruai flashing sword and caugt kurtz n cut him it was really nastuy eeeeww! the blood was eeryvwhere . But then melissa siad, No, I relized I lUVED you Kurz and she shot hr gun and two bullets rpiped into her exlover gaulun's chest (they had an affiar in china b4 hehehe) but of course he was so powerful he didnt die obviously. tehn Melsisa kicked him like a REAL WOMAN andn broke his legs HAHAH ROFL HAHAHA "stuPID Villain" she yElled, but GaULun says: MuHahahaha I am a REAL M4|\|, you cannot hurt me u waek woamn ha|-|aHA to You! "OMG dammit seys" mao, 'Teh E\/iL! t3H evOL!" n she ran to kurz whois still dying and he was almost dEd. he almost, died when melissa sed "I LUV U kurz dont levae me plz! " seh srtated crying. menawhile Gaulun wuz hurt bad and suddenly there were helicopters and they took him awat to his super secret proetcted magical unerdgronud hellhloe kingdom where he ploted to kill them all!!!11
suddenyl Kruz had a hart attack from Mleissas declaartion and he revieved because of her words: he sed "This is amlost as shokking as PiTching comunnism 2 small bizness owners!" melissa wakked him across the back of the head, U calling me stupid?!?!1 HUH? HUH!!!1 "OW no i would never call u stuopid! i luv u 2 !!" hesaid. 'oh that is so sweeet kurz u r so sweet!' melisas ssyas, "thank u, i noe.' he says "omg u r so cute letz make out" and thenn they r getting nauttie ommg hehehe! Rofl! ^-^ ~_^ and they married lappily eberr after OL LOL ROFL AND shr said OMG u R so cut ekurz I luV you ad he said u R 2! U r so much 2" an they had the weddign onthe submrine tuatha de danaan and ther was a huge party every1 wuz invited and Kalinin was drinkin a daquiri and mardukas sang to the music becuse they invited britneu spears and nsink. Tessa sed OMG U r singing to the msuic msrdukas! and he sed of course this is my favriote! tessa said "No Rammstein and heavy metla is muxh better u fool!!11" and they had a fight but otherthan that everything wuz kewl. sousuke started crying at the wedding he was so sad, he luved chidori but wsa 2 shy to tell her.
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That's all I have so far. Hopefully I haven't made your IQ drop too much. Comments are appreciated. I have a lack of imagination and haven't gotten far...
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Teh Wirst Full Metal Panic Fnafiction Evar!!1
Rating: PG-13
Part 01
LOL it wuz cu+e all these weaponz n stuffs! (omg weaponz r so so cute dont u think?) and they hd 2 deel w/ the germans and the frecnh anf other citiez 2 an the poice but then OMG they found otu the ppls wre disppearing and tehn riots were started evrywhere, OMG no the poor ppl! so newayz kurz and melissa ar ethere and the bad guys ctch Kurz OMGno! and it's theb 3\/iL mutant |<illAh ninja gaulun! E\/iL mutant ninja KillAh gauron used hsi Super mega gundam samruai flashing sword and caugt kurtz n cut him it was really nastuy eeeeww! the blood was eeryvwhere . But then melissa siad, No, I relized I lUVED you Kurz and she shot hr gun and two bullets rpiped into her exlover gaulun's chest (they had an affiar in china b4 hehehe) but of course he was so powerful he didnt die obviously. tehn Melsisa kicked him like a REAL WOMAN andn broke his legs HAHAH ROFL HAHAHA "stuPID Villain" she yElled, but GaULun says: MuHahahaha I am a REAL M4|\|, you cannot hurt me u waek woamn ha|-|aHA to You! "OMG dammit seys" mao, 'Teh E\/iL! t3H evOL!" n she ran to kurz whois still dying and he was almost dEd. he almost, died when melissa sed "I LUV U kurz dont levae me plz! " seh srtated crying. menawhile Gaulun wuz hurt bad and suddenly there were helicopters and they took him awat to his super secret proetcted magical unerdgronud hellhloe kingdom where he ploted to kill them all!!!11
suddenyl Kruz had a hart attack from Mleissas declaartion and he revieved because of her words: he sed "This is amlost as shokking as PiTching comunnism 2 small bizness owners!" melissa wakked him across the back of the head, U calling me stupid?!?!1 HUH? HUH!!!1 "OW no i would never call u stuopid! i luv u 2 !!" hesaid. 'oh that is so sweeet kurz u r so sweet!' melisas ssyas, "thank u, i noe.' he says "omg u r so cute letz make out" and thenn they r getting nauttie ommg hehehe! Rofl! ^-^ ~_^ and they married lappily eberr after OL LOL ROFL AND shr said OMG u R so cut ekurz I luV you ad he said u R 2! U r so much 2" an they had the weddign onthe submrine tuatha de danaan and ther was a huge party every1 wuz invited and Kalinin was drinkin a daquiri and mardukas sang to the music becuse they invited britneu spears and nsink. Tessa sed OMG U r singing to the msuic msrdukas! and he sed of course this is my favriote! tessa said "No Rammstein and heavy metla is muxh better u fool!!11" and they had a fight but otherthan that everything wuz kewl. sousuke started crying at the wedding he was so sad, he luved chidori but wsa 2 shy to tell her.
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That's all I have so far. Hopefully I haven't made your IQ drop too much. Comments are appreciated. I have a lack of imagination and haven't gotten far...
That and the heart attack thing.
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