[FIC] The Worst FM*P! Fanfiction Ever 02
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:24 pm
Realize that this is intentionally horrible. Please read Part 01 first.
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Teh Wirst Full Metal Panic Fnafiction Evar!!1
Part 02
CPHR 2 UP ~ R&R PLZ!!! =(^-^)=
Afte rthe Party the tautha de dannann beacjed uP on mithrilz island base in the west pasific oshin and suouske cried the hole way (awwwwww poor tihng!! *snifsniff*) he wuz so unHaPPy he wuz 2 shy 2 ask chdiori to marry him 2. he wuz very happy 4 kruz and mellisa but he wus sitll rilly sad. tehn capt tessa went to souske and said "dont cry she told me on teh phone yestreday she luvs j00 2!" WHAT!!!!!!!!!111 RiLLy?!?!?!!!!!?!11/ shreeiked suosuke, OMGOMGOMMGOMFG AAAAHH he screemed and he strated krying more and hugged tessa "I am so happi now" "i am so happy 4 j00 2 soske" seyz tessa "b/c Me is gotten over U now!!!11 it is Uber!1 yay 4 j00!" And sooskay sed "Oh i am so glad i have to go see her" t3ssa says 'BTW I have gotten over U it wuz very stoopid of me i was so retraded B4 I can not bileeve it !! soskay sayz 'yes u were stoopid but i didnt wnt 2 tell j00'. and he wuz asking tesda if he could drive teh sHiP to toKyo and see his Beluvid CHiDoRi but suddenlyy a loud explosuin r0cked the sub an tessa flew down teh hall she wuz nocked out "OMG' says soskay and was runz 2 her but sufdenly seina nd gray walk in!!!!!11 OMGWTF j0o R DEAD!!!! ! shreeked sousske and he passed out rite there on the floor form teh shock!! "We come from teh magick land ofd the DEAD we were able 2 invade de dannaann wtih ouR neW sUpah powahz we tuRned in2 pritty sailor seina and pritty sailor gray with MaD kendo juDo Karate and tae kwon do skiLLz noW!" sayna squeeled and ran 2 sousuke tryed to reviving him "No he is MINE" says grey an dthe started bikkering and suddeny Tessa woke up from the yelling and all 3 gurlz are figthing over sousuke now (LOL OMG!!1 heehehe he iz so lucky LOL! !! =~__^= but he iz also so hot heheehe lolololol!!1 ^_~ ) suosukay he woke up and sed: "gurlz U r all so hott but im very sorry i luvz some1 elles allredy " and ttey aLL strated crying! 'ogm i am so sorrie i did not mean to make j00 cry sed souskay and hugged them all. thye Bcame Happy agin but tehy still wanted sousuke 4 themselfs so they poltted 2 KILL CHIDORI!!!!!1 [OMG NO pooor chedori!!1] and wnet to join gaulun in his supah secret undergruond hellhloe fortress LaiR b/c they iz all become INSAEN!!!!!!!!!11 Omg teh 3viiL!!!
maenwhile th etuatha de danann wuz driiving to teh caribbieans where kurz and melissa had tehir honyemoon tehy were very cute and nauttie to hehehehe!!! LOL (~_^) o__O (lol i am so baaad ROFL ^o^) and suddenlyt officer wakana appeered she wuz werring a brite pink bikini she seys "Hi guyz I anm on Vacashin this is a beootiful Island!! ane wehn mellisa wuz not looknig wakana and kurz sneeked off b/c it wuz luv @ first sihgt! gualun wuZ on vacashin 2 he went 2 mellisa he sed "ur husbnad is cheating on j00!!1 i still think U R a hott chick letz get togetehr aagin OK?" seh said OMGWTF Kurz is cheeting on me?!!?!1/ and startidd crying ;__; [omgg poor mao it is so SaD!!!1 ;_; ;_; ) whiel shuoting expleetivez but gualun sed we dont need them come wiht me and join Teh 3viL side babe !!" and seh sed OK I think u r almost az ctue as kurz but i will not join j00 i am sorry but letz make out 4 now OK "SuRe!!!1" he sed and thye made out and are nautty!!1 (~hehehe i am so nautie again~~! ROFLROFLMAO !! ^o^ tehy R so BaDa$$ they r a perfekt couple LOL! ^______^)
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And intrigue ensues... Comments are appreciated.
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Teh Wirst Full Metal Panic Fnafiction Evar!!1
Part 02
CPHR 2 UP ~ R&R PLZ!!! =(^-^)=
Afte rthe Party the tautha de dannann beacjed uP on mithrilz island base in the west pasific oshin and suouske cried the hole way (awwwwww poor tihng!! *snifsniff*) he wuz so unHaPPy he wuz 2 shy 2 ask chdiori to marry him 2. he wuz very happy 4 kruz and mellisa but he wus sitll rilly sad. tehn capt tessa went to souske and said "dont cry she told me on teh phone yestreday she luvs j00 2!" WHAT!!!!!!!!!111 RiLLy?!?!?!!!!!?!11/ shreeiked suosuke, OMGOMGOMMGOMFG AAAAHH he screemed and he strated krying more and hugged tessa "I am so happi now" "i am so happy 4 j00 2 soske" seyz tessa "b/c Me is gotten over U now!!!11 it is Uber!1 yay 4 j00!" And sooskay sed "Oh i am so glad i have to go see her" t3ssa says 'BTW I have gotten over U it wuz very stoopid of me i was so retraded B4 I can not bileeve it !! soskay sayz 'yes u were stoopid but i didnt wnt 2 tell j00'. and he wuz asking tesda if he could drive teh sHiP to toKyo and see his Beluvid CHiDoRi but suddenlyy a loud explosuin r0cked the sub an tessa flew down teh hall she wuz nocked out "OMG' says soskay and was runz 2 her but sufdenly seina nd gray walk in!!!!!11 OMGWTF j0o R DEAD!!!! ! shreeked sousske and he passed out rite there on the floor form teh shock!! "We come from teh magick land ofd the DEAD we were able 2 invade de dannaann wtih ouR neW sUpah powahz we tuRned in2 pritty sailor seina and pritty sailor gray with MaD kendo juDo Karate and tae kwon do skiLLz noW!" sayna squeeled and ran 2 sousuke tryed to reviving him "No he is MINE" says grey an dthe started bikkering and suddeny Tessa woke up from the yelling and all 3 gurlz are figthing over sousuke now (LOL OMG!!1 heehehe he iz so lucky LOL! !! =~__^= but he iz also so hot heheehe lolololol!!1 ^_~ ) suosukay he woke up and sed: "gurlz U r all so hott but im very sorry i luvz some1 elles allredy " and ttey aLL strated crying! 'ogm i am so sorrie i did not mean to make j00 cry sed souskay and hugged them all. thye Bcame Happy agin but tehy still wanted sousuke 4 themselfs so they poltted 2 KILL CHIDORI!!!!!1 [OMG NO pooor chedori!!1] and wnet to join gaulun in his supah secret undergruond hellhloe fortress LaiR b/c they iz all become INSAEN!!!!!!!!!11 Omg teh 3viiL!!!
maenwhile th etuatha de danann wuz driiving to teh caribbieans where kurz and melissa had tehir honyemoon tehy were very cute and nauttie to hehehehe!!! LOL (~_^) o__O (lol i am so baaad ROFL ^o^) and suddenlyt officer wakana appeered she wuz werring a brite pink bikini she seys "Hi guyz I anm on Vacashin this is a beootiful Island!! ane wehn mellisa wuz not looknig wakana and kurz sneeked off b/c it wuz luv @ first sihgt! gualun wuZ on vacashin 2 he went 2 mellisa he sed "ur husbnad is cheating on j00!!1 i still think U R a hott chick letz get togetehr aagin OK?" seh said OMGWTF Kurz is cheeting on me?!!?!1/ and startidd crying ;__; [omgg poor mao it is so SaD!!!1 ;_; ;_; ) whiel shuoting expleetivez but gualun sed we dont need them come wiht me and join Teh 3viL side babe !!" and seh sed OK I think u r almost az ctue as kurz but i will not join j00 i am sorry but letz make out 4 now OK "SuRe!!!1" he sed and thye made out and are nautty!!1 (~hehehe i am so nautie again~~! ROFLROFLMAO !! ^o^ tehy R so BaDa$$ they r a perfekt couple LOL! ^______^)
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And intrigue ensues... Comments are appreciated.
i need more!!!! 
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and 
+ ...wakana. no smiley for her.
Thanks for the replies. 
