[FIC] The Worst FM*P! Fanfiction Ever 03
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 9:51 pm
If anyone noticed, Part 01 was posted on ff.net for one day and then someone complained. Read that and Part 02 before you read this.
I did a spelling/grammar check and it seems that Part 02 has two times more errors than Part 01. Wow. Anyways, please read (redundant of me to say that again, I know). Suggestions, requests, and comments are appreciated.
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Teh Wirst Full Metal Panic Fnafiction Evar!!1
Part 03
l8r evreyone hung out on Tuatah De Danaan the Submarine ((daanan wuz very nice 2 them but it is occasoinally drunk it is very funny tho !!) It drove dem 2 disneyland @ thier request:. the happiest Plac eon Earth it was vrey prietty and they went on a lotof rides (A/N; btu not teh realy scary fast ones b/c I hate those tehy are so baad i haerd thye go up to 20 mph OMG!!.) wakana wuz still in her bright pink bikini She was so hot al teh guyz @ there stared andn got nosebleeds!!1 ROFL~~`1! she wwas dat hott wehn she wuzn't wearing her UnifoRm. espesialy kurz, he suddnely got a stroke b.c. of his new luver's beuaty and they had to drag him to the meds who healed him wtih there eletronick heart-starter-upper thingies and he wuz OK!!= YAY! ^-^ maenwhile wakana has hooked up with issei tsukabi I think he is teh green-hair dude [ommg omg !he is so cute they r a perfect mathc!!!1 LOL ~_^] becasue he waz also touring aruond dislneyand and wakakna ditched poor KuRz for him OMG! She is so mean, she is a dominatirx sadisit mosachist I swear!!!1 kurtz ssaid '"omg i am so stupud a pervert! please forgive me melissa i still love j00 , i will never do that again". "no way you loser! i hate you!!1" seh said, f*&^ off you $#^#&^@ kurz~!! and she hads a nervuos breakdown and and ran away to teh local bar to cry into a martini. kurz tried to go after her but she had disappeared somewehere and he did not know in the extreme crowds. gualun said "U suck Kurz;" and kurz just sat down and cried he wuz so sad and regretted.
So all of the group went to take pictures with mickey mouse and they fuoght over it, gray and seina wanted to take pics wiht sousuke but only alone with him and they started fihgtig b/c he is so cute and hott. tessa actaully joined in the fight she gets out her M3a1 from her skirt pocket and shoots teh other soldeirs as warning ,she says 'leave him alone youu idiots he lurves chisori you shuld know better!' soauske said thank you captian n he drags out the resurrction machine and revives the two dead girlz, but of course since tessa shot them befores he lectured them they act oblivious and start trying to hit on him again. he is about to shoot them too b/c he is getting mad but suddenly he had seen chisori his angel goddess hersellf walking somewhere so he is like "OMG IT IS TEH MARVERLOUS PR1NCESS HERSELF!!1 I MUST ANNOUNCE MY PASS1ON TO HER!!!!!11" and ran away to confession for his love to her!! (omg ommg omg kawaaaaaaiiii!!1 so *cuuuute* ^____^ awwwwww! ^_^ ^_^ )
meanwhile, the others wiere still lined up for the picchures with mikcey muose and suddenly a parachutte came down from the sky it is kailnin! He is with Eri kagauraza teh teahcer they were kissing and they landed with mickey mouse and got pictures first "Ha I rule!" sed Kalinin and kisses teh teacher again and jumps up and flies away. Gualun jumps up he is mad!! he takes his walther PPK out of his shoe, "En garde--you #*^$&^*(#@$!!!!1" he screams, he is very angry: Kalinin and Eri has cut in line ahead of him. OMG NO gauroun PLz Don't!!1-- said eri but gauron had already shooted Kaliinn'z patrachute he feel into the river and washes away. Eri was so horrified she jumps after him and tehy both disappear floating off.
"Ha muha muhahahaha bwahaha hrrhee huurrrnk HERHEEEEeeeee!!!!" says gaulun he was laughing like an insane donkey/chimpanzee hybrid on SpeEd who looks like he is wanting to eat ppl, he was triumphing over killing kalinin or so he thuoght. Eri has actually revived kalinin with her awesome powrez of deep unsaturated Luuurve, they are kissing in the river it turns out the river washes into the "itz a small world after all" ride and tehy are on a swan luve boat (omg how romantic!!! ^___________^) and they get naughty too!!! (hehehe! ~_^) NEwayz, but teh otherz couldn't see them anymore so "OMG what ddid you do to him!!" yells Kurz and he throws hi sninja lightsaber-powered special whizzing very-sharp-cutting blue star frizbee to guaron. U R SO Ev1L!! what did he ever do to U?!!?!1/ he yells and gets all MANLY b/c of his furiousness (OMG Cuuuuuuute!! so cute! ^o^) and kicks and beats up gaulons's ass ROFL lol !!1 kurz says "I have had with with you:" and he majicks guaron out of there and he lnads in six flags where he is forced to go on all teh scary rilly really fast roller coasterz. he islike, "oh this is so nasty And bad, I so h8 those stoopid fooolz, they will go Down!!1 and gauron used his magic wand and apparated and disappeared back to his undergruod hellhole kingdom he wworked at plotting his revenge aagin but he is so ineffetcive at it haahahaha even tho he has like a milleon lives LOL!! "OMG I hate them so much they even spew insolence at me even though i rulez!! i surely shall revenge them for this impudency!"
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And just a little unecessary reminder: [whine] Comment. [/whine] Thank you.
EDIT: I also forgot to mention that this is intentionally bad (but that should be apparent already).
I did a spelling/grammar check and it seems that Part 02 has two times more errors than Part 01. Wow. Anyways, please read (redundant of me to say that again, I know). Suggestions, requests, and comments are appreciated.
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Teh Wirst Full Metal Panic Fnafiction Evar!!1
Part 03
l8r evreyone hung out on Tuatah De Danaan the Submarine ((daanan wuz very nice 2 them but it is occasoinally drunk it is very funny tho !!) It drove dem 2 disneyland @ thier request:. the happiest Plac eon Earth it was vrey prietty and they went on a lotof rides (A/N; btu not teh realy scary fast ones b/c I hate those tehy are so baad i haerd thye go up to 20 mph OMG!!.) wakana wuz still in her bright pink bikini She was so hot al teh guyz @ there stared andn got nosebleeds!!1 ROFL~~`1! she wwas dat hott wehn she wuzn't wearing her UnifoRm. espesialy kurz, he suddnely got a stroke b.c. of his new luver's beuaty and they had to drag him to the meds who healed him wtih there eletronick heart-starter-upper thingies and he wuz OK!!= YAY! ^-^ maenwhile wakana has hooked up with issei tsukabi I think he is teh green-hair dude [ommg omg !he is so cute they r a perfect mathc!!!1 LOL ~_^] becasue he waz also touring aruond dislneyand and wakakna ditched poor KuRz for him OMG! She is so mean, she is a dominatirx sadisit mosachist I swear!!!1 kurtz ssaid '"omg i am so stupud a pervert! please forgive me melissa i still love j00 , i will never do that again". "no way you loser! i hate you!!1" seh said, f*&^ off you $#^#&^@ kurz~!! and she hads a nervuos breakdown and and ran away to teh local bar to cry into a martini. kurz tried to go after her but she had disappeared somewehere and he did not know in the extreme crowds. gualun said "U suck Kurz;" and kurz just sat down and cried he wuz so sad and regretted.
So all of the group went to take pictures with mickey mouse and they fuoght over it, gray and seina wanted to take pics wiht sousuke but only alone with him and they started fihgtig b/c he is so cute and hott. tessa actaully joined in the fight she gets out her M3a1 from her skirt pocket and shoots teh other soldeirs as warning ,she says 'leave him alone youu idiots he lurves chisori you shuld know better!' soauske said thank you captian n he drags out the resurrction machine and revives the two dead girlz, but of course since tessa shot them befores he lectured them they act oblivious and start trying to hit on him again. he is about to shoot them too b/c he is getting mad but suddenly he had seen chisori his angel goddess hersellf walking somewhere so he is like "OMG IT IS TEH MARVERLOUS PR1NCESS HERSELF!!1 I MUST ANNOUNCE MY PASS1ON TO HER!!!!!11" and ran away to confession for his love to her!! (omg ommg omg kawaaaaaaiiii!!1 so *cuuuute* ^____^ awwwwww! ^_^ ^_^ )
meanwhile, the others wiere still lined up for the picchures with mikcey muose and suddenly a parachutte came down from the sky it is kailnin! He is with Eri kagauraza teh teahcer they were kissing and they landed with mickey mouse and got pictures first "Ha I rule!" sed Kalinin and kisses teh teacher again and jumps up and flies away. Gualun jumps up he is mad!! he takes his walther PPK out of his shoe, "En garde--you #*^$&^*(#@$!!!!1" he screams, he is very angry: Kalinin and Eri has cut in line ahead of him. OMG NO gauroun PLz Don't!!1-- said eri but gauron had already shooted Kaliinn'z patrachute he feel into the river and washes away. Eri was so horrified she jumps after him and tehy both disappear floating off.
"Ha muha muhahahaha bwahaha hrrhee huurrrnk HERHEEEEeeeee!!!!" says gaulun he was laughing like an insane donkey/chimpanzee hybrid on SpeEd who looks like he is wanting to eat ppl, he was triumphing over killing kalinin or so he thuoght. Eri has actually revived kalinin with her awesome powrez of deep unsaturated Luuurve, they are kissing in the river it turns out the river washes into the "itz a small world after all" ride and tehy are on a swan luve boat (omg how romantic!!! ^___________^) and they get naughty too!!! (hehehe! ~_^) NEwayz, but teh otherz couldn't see them anymore so "OMG what ddid you do to him!!" yells Kurz and he throws hi sninja lightsaber-powered special whizzing very-sharp-cutting blue star frizbee to guaron. U R SO Ev1L!! what did he ever do to U?!!?!1/ he yells and gets all MANLY b/c of his furiousness (OMG Cuuuuuuute!! so cute! ^o^) and kicks and beats up gaulons's ass ROFL lol !!1 kurz says "I have had with with you:" and he majicks guaron out of there and he lnads in six flags where he is forced to go on all teh scary rilly really fast roller coasterz. he islike, "oh this is so nasty And bad, I so h8 those stoopid fooolz, they will go Down!!1 and gauron used his magic wand and apparated and disappeared back to his undergruod hellhole kingdom he wworked at plotting his revenge aagin but he is so ineffetcive at it haahahaha even tho he has like a milleon lives LOL!! "OMG I hate them so much they even spew insolence at me even though i rulez!! i surely shall revenge them for this impudency!"
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And just a little unecessary reminder: [whine] Comment. [/whine] Thank you.
EDIT: I also forgot to mention that this is intentionally bad (but that should be apparent already).
