Split- Rose did it. (it's about FMP sort of)

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:17 am

Uses his new Gun Bunny(tm) ears to glide back to earth...

..hey Jae, there's actually a good use for these things 'sides denoting
us gun bunnies.

Jae · Post by **Jae** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:30 am

Yay! Cute, costly, but functional! My kind of accessory

Make sure you thank Taurec. I'm considering what sort of special bonus this idea was worth.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:46 am

A pay raise and a promotion always works...

...'course stopping whatever Katyusha fires at him for coming
up with such an idea in the first place may be more practical

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:44 am

Um... I fired A minuteman III ICBM at him.

Jae · Post by **Jae** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 6:45 am

Well, I don't think something puny like that could do any damage to the drill sarge. I mean, you're the one who's let it be known who indestructible those types are.

Taurec doesn't need my protection. He'd have it, if he did, but since he doesn't, I don't have to do any work *beams*

A pay raise? I did the pay raise dance with someone else a while ago...
Let's see...the deal was a percentage increase in what I already paid.
(so....say, 20% of 0 is....0. I like that math)
I could offer T the same deal.

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:17 am

True, true, but the sting should annoy him for all of 5 seconds.

Oh yes...

*shows Jae the ledger*

You're paying us all $50,000 weekly.

Jae · Post by **Jae** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:32 am

Um...*cough* Oh yeah!

(I forgot about the house-of-cards accounting scheme that the whole existience of the camp relies on- abstratica secretly set up sphere-zero and publicly they partnered to increase revenue from the shareholders by artifically inflating profits as reported on the annual finance reports. Pretending to clear overhead costs by pretending to engage in business transactions with two assumably seperate, but singly owned entities created a sitaution where I could claim to pay everybody $50,000 weekly when in fact I'm just passing the same buck from one hand to the other. The truth is, I only have $1, my profits were all on paper (never verified), and I can't pay anybody, even my drill sarge, a tiny fraction of the promised pay. If anybody needs to get ahold of me, I'll be at home. Acutally off in Aruba. Living high on the hog with my $1. So, what are you all going to do? Quit???)

*cough* yeah....payday will be coming real soon.

Then, ya'll can splurge on some drinks in the bar. Treat me while you're at it eh? I have only a dollar.

(with the funds he donated into the general account, it's been Katyusha who has paid for everything. And all he has to show for it is a cute, fluffy tail.)

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:45 am

So in essence, you're saying that this place is run by the profits I got from... *cough* various sources... *cough*

Arx-7 Arbalest · Post by **Arx-7 Arbalest** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 3:07 pm

[quote="Jae"](with the funds he donated into the general account, it's been Katyusha who has paid for everything. And all he has to show for it is a cute, fluffy tail.)[/quote]

NO WAY

*stares in awe

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 4:05 pm

Having a monopoly on everything (except computers. Bah... dang Bill Gates) helps.

*quietly pockets his profits from enron*

Arx-7 Arbalest · Post by **Arx-7 Arbalest** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:09 am

share some of the $ wif me pls....

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 3:49 am

Of course I do. Who do you think pays the your salary here?

Arx-7 Arbalest · Post by **Arx-7 Arbalest** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 5:33 am

i spend all my salary rebuilding kaname structures so no $ to enjoy....

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:15 am

Ah yes... I recieve all my money back...

*demolishes more Kaname structures*

(My construction crews must love to hate me by now)

Arx-7 Arbalest · Post by **Arx-7 Arbalest** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 2:33 pm

this is really silly

i get $,waste it and get it back........ you too are doing the same isn,t it lame .....

*looks at the chain reaction*