Inuyasha

Esyla · Post by **Esyla** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:14 pm

but i want them now!!!!!!!!!!!!

RussianFox · Post by **RussianFox** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:44 am

Tuesday
12:00am
Upon arriving in the back yard, Inuyasha is surprised to find he is not alone. The giveaway trademark scent of passion fruit lip-gloss indicates that Sesshoumaru is also in the premises.
8:00 am
Big Bollocks has called everyone up and asks all the housemates to gather in the lounge room. Sesshoumaru appears out of the bathroom for a brief moment with avocado all over his face, explaining it's an avocado cleansing mask. Naraku is shattered. As the housemates head to the couch, Miroku saves a seat for Sango, only to see her promptly move next to Kagome. The housemates are eager to hear what Big Bollocks has to say. He begins to explain their weekly task.
The housemates are given their task - to be 5 sets of newlyweds in a shared house. They are soon presented with the first mini-task which was to take care of fake babies that scream, require changing, feeding and almost constant care for the rest of the week. A catch: they must stay within a two-meter radius of their babies as well.
9:00 am
After much discussion, Big Bollocks has decided the pair of newlyweds:
• Sesshoumaru and Naraku
• Kagome and Inuyasha
• Sango and Miroku
• Kikyou and Jaken
• Kouga and Shippou
Sesshoumaru and Naraku burst into scary grins upon hearing they are together, but everyone else seems to be disappointed. Kikyou stares with menace at Inuyasha who sits dribbling on the couch; he hasn't quite woken up yet.
10:30 am
The newlyweds decide to name their plastic babies.
Inuyasha insists on calling their baby "it". Kagome gets upset and tells Inuyasha that since she was a young girl she always dreamt of calling her baby "Sheila". Inuyasha tells her to compromise and call it "shit". Kagome replies, "Why don't we just call it SIT!" *Bang!*
Sango and Miroku decide to call their baby "George", Sango because she likes it and Miroku for secret reasons of his own. Kikyou and Jaken decide to use letters of their two names combined and call it "Kraken." Kouga bullies Shippou into calling it "Snot ball" and insists that Shippou call him "Lord Kouga, King of Wolves" every time he addresses him.
Sesshoumaru and Naraku are in quiet discussion in the corner, after some time they announce to group that their blessed child is called "Tiger-Lily Xena Fairy Princess-Pea".
12:15 pm
The house has been so involved in taking care of their new "amusement" that they have forgotten about lunch. Kagome is too busy teaching Inuyasha how to hold their child properly and a constant "DON'T BEAT HIS HEAD!" can be heard every time the baby begins to cry. Sango looks ultimately peeved after hearing Miroku ask for the millionth time, "Sango, now will you bear my child?"
2:00 pm
The house is very chaotic and the babies are screaming full time. Since lunch was ignored and forgotten, the housemates are hungry, tired and irritated. Even Sesshoumaru is not looking his stunning self. Speaking of which, he and Naraku are currently in hot pursuit - arguing over who gets to play the role of "mummy". Naraku thinks he should obviously get to be mummy since he has gone through the hardships of childbirth and motherhood several times already, however Sesshoumaru reckons dragging Rin along is enough to qualify for being a mother. In the end, they kiss and make up and decide they can both be mummies!
3:30 pm
Inuyasha has officially smashed his child's head to pieces, causing malfunction and similar behaviors to that of a Furby that will not go to sleep when placed in a dark room. Kagome is in tears. Big Bollocks calls them both into the TV room to discuss if they will be allowed to continue their task. Sango refuses to talk to Miroku, but must stay around him as she must stay within a two-meter radius of her baby. Naraku has taken to motherhood with amazing ease, talking to his baby and rocking it in the cradle, and he's very pleased with his "marriage" to Sesshoumaru - "I can snog him anytime I want!"
5:00 pm
Time for confession cam!
Shippou- "That bastard Kouga, I'm gonna vote him off next time!"
Kagome- "Inuyasha is so cruel all the time! How could he abuse our child? I hope that when we do eventually have ch- I mean, um… nothing."
Naraku- "I think I'm over the avocado…Sesshoumaru is one hell of a spouse. And he kisses like a vacuum cleaner…"
Sango- "At least Miroku and I agreed on a name. I suppose he's not too bad but he'd better not use this task as an excuse to stay close to me!"
Inuyasha- "Uhhhh…" Inuyasha looks stoned.
No breakthroughs have been made concerning Inuyasha's knowledge of reality television. The fact that he has acknowledged the cameras and still has no idea he is being filmed is remarkable, but then again, hanyou can be remarkably stupid.
Jaken- "I don't think Kikyou is a woman. She's a rock, or a meat cleaver or something…but a woman she is not…" Looks around furtively… "Maybe that's what happens when you're dead…"
Kouga- "I don't know why I couldn't go with Kagome…" Thoughtful look "I think Big Bollocks is up to something…"
Miroku- "Big Bollocks, I thank you ever so much…today I had my first real taste of what life would be like in partnership with Sango…I am one hell of a lucky man! Ahhhhhh…"
Lies back on couch with a satisfied look, then pulls a face… "SHIT! I've got SBD!" Grabs Shippou by the tail and runs into Bathroom 2.
Kikyou- "I'm two days into my f**** period now. Why? WHY? I'm DEAD for god's sake! RRAAAAHHHHHH!!! Why was I paired with a toad? A bloody toad? He could never make a good father…"
Sesshoumaru-
Sesshoumaru is hiding his face "Don't look at me. My mascara's running. Your favourite Sesshoumaru isn't so pretty today, my lovelies, but just you wait for tomorrow…just you wait..." smiles evilly
5:30 pm
A loud high-pitched scream is heard from Bathroom 2. Shippou appears with a towel wrapped around body with hair sticking up and exclaims, "He's electrocuted me! HE'S ELECTROCUTED ME!" Miroku pokes his head out of the bathroom and waves his air-rip arm out, explaining,
"It's the air-rip! I had completely forgotten about the bizarre reaction when my air-rip hand comes in contact with water!"
6:00 pm
To top off a long and dreary day for the housemates, Big Bollocks provides pizzas and a choice of movies for the inhabitants. The pizza order included a Ham and Pineapple super slab, Super Supreme thin and crispy, Pepperoni thin and crispy, and a BBQ Chicken thin and crispy. Inuyasha seems to enjoy the taste of pizza, however Sesshoumaru still sits on the couch grumbling; he has not eaten since entering the house.
8:30 pm
The housemates sit at the couch and kick off their movie night with "Godzilla". Inuyasha has never seen a television before and constantly has to be restrained by Kagome from disappearing behind the TV in search of that "shrekin' piece of shit that won't show his freaking face!" Kouga mutters, "He's just full of talk, isn't he? He's just full of talk!"
After the action thriller, the housemates start "Gone with the Wind". Kouga becomes very emotional and teary. "I get so *sniff* *snort* sensitive with these touching scenes…*sniff*" Kagome gets up to comfort the blubbering wolf, handing over a box of Kleenex. Inuyasha scowls from his position tied down to the couch… he has too much pride to burst into soppy tears to grab Kagome's attention. Kikyou approaches him, however, and sits down next to him. It's Kagome's turn to scowl, and nobody appears to be enjoying themselves apart from Sesshoumaru and Naraku sharing a snuggle session on the couch.
"Do you love me?" Asks Sesshoumaru. "Yep," Naraku replies and Sesshoumaru bursts into childish giggles… "He WUVES me!" Upon receiving stares from their housemates, Naraku fishes out the baby and waves at the disgusted cast… "Tiger-Lily Xena Fairy Princess-Pea needs his mummies to cuddle him!"
11.59 pm
The movie has ended, and Naraku and Sesshoumaru are sleeping peacefully together on the couch, the perfect picture of a married couple. Tiger-Lily Xena Fairy Princess-Pea lies forgotten, tossed away on the floor. Kagome looks at them wistfully, then at her broken baby lying underneath the television, and finally at Inuyasha who is snoring like a vacuum cleaner with his head on Kikyou’s lap. Kagome retreats to the bedroom, and emerges soon after with Jaken’s packet of ciggies. “What are you lookin’ at? Piss orf.”
you got it! RF

mika · Post by **mika** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 7:40 am

two weeks!

argh, you are posting too fast. i don't have the time to read. i will do a marathon read this weekend.

Esyla · Post by **Esyla** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:43 pm

oh dear god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was awsome!
i love this
keep it coming!
i cant get enought

Esyla · Post by **Esyla** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 7:49 pm

*taps foot*

um...RF? hello?
where is my big buttocks??
need it to live!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Esyla · Post by **Esyla** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:42 pm

i have news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have just read a chapter in the manga that is quite far ahead of the anime
but...
not only does miroku behave
he perposes to sango.
*gasp*
yes i know
i fell out of my chair!
but after that it whent back to the chasing of the killer baby thing. which upsets me. because i really want to know how the rest of their conversation went.
back to reading!
oh and if you want to know where i got this stuff from i believe i gave the link eariler.

ZyreX · Post by **ZyreX** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 10:18 pm

ep 156 & 157 came out...
how many eps was inuyasha gonna be?

Esyla · Post by **Esyla** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:23 am

um let me calculate.
if the episodes are about three sections per episode and there are (that i know of) 336 section that make up 39 chapters.
um
damn where is my calculator when i need it???

Circle · Post by **Circle** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:29 am

Isn't there a rumor that the anime will end this autumn? Though I know the manga is still far ahead and if the anime does end this soon... wonder how it'll wrap it up.

ZyreX · Post by **ZyreX** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:04 pm

I uploaded the trailer to the 3rd InuYasha movie to my ftp

feel free to take a look: Movie 3 Trailer ~ 20mb

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:06 pm

Third movie's been put up, split into two parts. I just hope that it's
subbed in english...

Yeah, I heard the rumor IY was going to end this autumn as well...
How they'll end it? Shikon no Tama's reassembled, Naraku dies... PERMANENTLY,
Sango & Miroku resolve their feelings for each other, one last kiss
between Kagome & Inu Yasha, Kagome returns to the present,
works on catching up on all that school she's missed...

...who knows. Whereabouts is the manga right now, and is THAT
even anywhere near a conclusion?

Regards

Esyla · Post by **Esyla** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:04 pm

from where i am in the manga there is no end in site.
seeing as another naraku offspring has arose to piss every one off.
and a little side note.
miroku only perposed after sango had gotten really mad because he was hanging all over some other girls.
then she went off by her self.
and got pesesed (i cant spell it, its when things take over your mind)
and then she stabed miroku a few times and beat the living crap out of him.
but in the end he beats the frog thingy out of her.
i thought it was great.

the manga may go on forever.
only the site i am on has not been updated in a few months.
but
i am sure there is more.

RussianFox · Post by **RussianFox** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:14 pm

hehe. I HAVE the 3rd movie.

comp's been down, so sorry for no updates.

gonna post something tomorrow.

Esyla · Post by **Esyla** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:30 pm

not tomorrow
i want it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RussianFox · Post by **RussianFox** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:15 pm

that whould be problematic for the moment. you see, my comp room looks like a scapheep right now. it'll take a while to get it in order....