Bar opens at 8

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:22 am

well it seems that i cant get it through some peoples ears so i guess a much more direct approach is needed
* rams CPOK's cannon up TT's Nose *
There now give me a drink and leave me be.

Anysia · Post by **Anysia** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:27 am

Geez, defensive much, TE?

*passes along some champagne* Here, have some of the good stuff. And keep that mistletoe away from me.

Dannan · Post by **Dannan** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:31 am

coffeepp please nneed coffeee

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:42 am

Walks back..sits down..
Head is half toasted...
Ok....then....loads up and waits for round 2.

Mr.Bill · Post by **Mr.Bill** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:50 pm

so I deffinitly jusst accidnelty chugged like a ton of beer *thud*

Dannan · Post by **Dannan** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:01 am

dood u only drank one compartment of my interior... u'll be aight

Noir · Post by **Noir** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:49 am

barkeep can i have a red bull please

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:26 am

Noir wrote:barkeep can i have a red bull please

I know i am going to get booted in to orbit for this but Noir man here you go

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:33 am

OH NO!!!!!

* Before KiLlEr has a chance to lock the door, not that it would help any, a herd of beefmaster cattle bulls (known for thier dark red color) stampead through the bar, obliterating everything in thier path (which is thankfully restricted to the immediate vicinity of Noir and TE). Sadly, Noir and TE are now flesh puddles on the floor.

Sgt. Sagara Sousuke · Post by **Sgt. Sagara Sousuke** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:20 am

*Sees flesh puddle*

I was gonna order a drink but now... please excuse me...
*goes outside and

*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:25 am

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.c ... per%20CIWS

Compared with the Phalanx CIWS the Goalkeeper is:

more expensive: Goalkeeper costs more than twice as much as Phalanx;
harder to install: Phalanx can be welded to any section of deck and plugged in ('bolt on'); Goalkeeper requires significant structural modifications ('deck penetration');
different firing: Phalanx fires continuously until the target is destroyed, Goalkeeper fires a burst of at least 1 second (70 rounds) but can switch targets depending on threat to ship;
equal weapons range: on average, a Phalanx 1B can kill targets out to 4,000 yards;
more accurate: Phalanx kill distance is 300 meters;
More impact: Goalkeepers new FMPDS (Frangible Metal Penetrator Discarding Sabot) provides more Kinetic enery than the Phalanx rounds;
more tracking: Phalanx only keeps track of the current target;
reloading: the Phalanx ammo drum is put directly into the gun, the Goalkeeper is reloaded below deck;
used less: Phalanx is used by 22 navies;
Goalkeeper can be operated in three modes - Auto, Semi-Auto and Manual allowing full operator operability.

Dunno why Tau keeps insisting on the Goalkeeper when we got the
Cyclops in deep storage as well for some REAL messy overkill

BARKEEP! TALL AND COLD!!

...it's been that kind of week again... let's just hope it doesn't extend
into the weekend as well

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:47 am

That hurt so bad i had to change browsers I miss the spell check on Safari But fire fox does give me every thing i was lacking
A Sake Barkeep

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:30 am

Noir wrote:barkeep can i have a red bull please

Dances woo!!!! New stuff!

Anysia · Post by **Anysia** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:32 am

Barkeep, something sobering, please.

Apparently I am "omg teh meen".

I hate people sometimes.

Dannan · Post by **Dannan** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:41 am

chicken soup please! *sick*