Things of Interest: How to Destroy the Earth

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:42 pm

http://www.qntm.org/destroy.html

Some scientifically proven that they will, some others not so, and all amusing.

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:53 pm

LOLZ! Guess i'll have to sit down and wait for it

JelliCelli · Post by **JelliCelli** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:54 am

You may also wish to reference:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0811846 ... eader-link
and
http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1556525 ... eader-link

Both are highly amusing and utterly entertaining

. I own both of them, of course....

sj4iy · Post by **sj4iy** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:09 pm

Another method not mentioned on the site:

Clone Richard Simmons 1,000 times. The earth would self-destruct out of sheer terror.

Plausibility: 8/10...cloning technology exists, but where could we find a mind so sick as to ever take on this challenge?

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:09 pm

Yay... new stuff to get.

Post by **Taurec** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:48 pm

Nazgul's socks are missing .....

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:18 pm

I have already e-mailed him to rectify that.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:59 am

I got nothing to do... and ALOT of time on my hands

Regards

KashimArbalestAS · Post by **KashimArbalestAS** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:20 pm

"Allowing George W. Bush to continue to exercise his will on the world. If you think this, you're completely missing the point. The power to destroy the Earth does not currently exist, and Bush's administration is not actively seeking to create such technology. Whatever Bush does, whatever the backlash from his policies on Iraq and oil and global warming, he cannot destroy the planet."

Oh really?

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:00 am

I've been experamenting with NSFT and so far I have been able to turn Saturn sized planets into subatomic particles in a blink. But I have still to be able to fully control the chain reaction and focus its power. I theorize I can vaporize the 3rd and 4th dimension with a focused beam of pure NSFT-based NSSAP.

notes:
NSFT: Nazgul Sock Fission Technology
NSSAP: Nazgul Sock Sub Atomic Particles, these particals only exist in The element Nazsockium 13 atomic weight 666

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:39 pm

Good lord, not those! Quickly, fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

Dark-oneechan · Post by **Dark-oneechan** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:39 pm

I think I have the plans or a railgun here somewhere. I just need to upsize it a little.

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:39 pm

You'll need a few million of them though