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Bad Polish joke!

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Bad Polish joke!

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> >
> > A Polish man moved to the Ireland and married a Corkgirl.
> > Although his English was Far from perfect, they got along very
well
> > Until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could
> > arrange a divorce For him.
> > The lawyer said getting a divorce would Depend on the
circumstances,
> > and asked him The following questions:
> >
> > Have you any grounds?
> > Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
> >
> > No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> > It made of concrete.
> >
> > I don't think you understand.
> > Does either of you have a real grudge?
> > No, we have carport, and not need one.
> >
> > I mean, how are your relations?
> > All my relations still in Poland.
> >
> > Is there infidelity in your marriage?
> > We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
> >
> > Does your wife beat you up?
> > No, I always up before her.
> >
> > Is your wife a nagger?
> > No, she white.
> >
> > Why do you want this divorce?
> > She going to kill me.
> >
> > What makes you think that?
> > I got proof.
> >
> > What kind of proof?
> > She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at pharmacy and put on
Shelf
> > in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
> > "Polish Remover."
> >
> >
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LOL
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LMAO
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Bwahaha :-D
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