Bad Polish joke!
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> >
> > A Polish man moved to the Ireland and married a Corkgirl.
> > Although his English was Far from perfect, they got along very
well
> > Until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could
> > arrange a divorce For him.
> > The lawyer said getting a divorce would Depend on the
circumstances,
> > and asked him The following questions:
> >
> > Have you any grounds?
> > Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
> >
> > No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> > It made of concrete.
> >
> > I don't think you understand.
> > Does either of you have a real grudge?
> > No, we have carport, and not need one.
> >
> > I mean, how are your relations?
> > All my relations still in Poland.
> >
> > Is there infidelity in your marriage?
> > We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
> >
> > Does your wife beat you up?
> > No, I always up before her.
> >
> > Is your wife a nagger?
> > No, she white.
> >
> > Why do you want this divorce?
> > She going to kill me.
> >
> > What makes you think that?
> > I got proof.
> >
> > What kind of proof?
> > She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at pharmacy and put on
Shelf
> > in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
> > "Polish Remover."
> >
> >
Bad Polish joke!
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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