Bar opens at 8

Anonz · Post by **Anonz** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:29 am

well, if there is one thing i've learned in all my years about death
it's that if you stab yourself in the chest with a katana, you will don black robes and become a death god

(you should all try it

)

Mr.Bill · Post by **Mr.Bill** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:33 am

been there, done that, currently collecting souls like a fat kid collects pokemon

Anonz · Post by **Anonz** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:39 am

i'll race you to a thousand
are we allowed to steal souls on this forum?

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:54 am

You're assuming that the forum members have them, silly rabbit

* KiLlEr rips out Anonz id like he's playing Folklore

BWAHAHHAAAHA!!!!

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Thu May 01, 2008 7:49 am

Anonz wrote:i'll race you to a thousand
are we allowed to steal souls on this forum?

You mean I had one to start with?!

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:15 pm

Ehem. Mine was so rotten it couldn't really be counted

But yeah, wanna play Shinigami too!

Anonz · Post by **Anonz** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:34 pm

I would so screw with those people from the ghost hunters tv show

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:38 pm

Hahaha, I'd let Nel and her crew play with them ^^

Wait, I could go for a free ice-cream - no one would notice! Score!

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Mon May 05, 2008 9:05 pm

* the red blob that once was TE collects and reforms into TE for the billionth time. *

Killer your losing your touch. i remember when that used to hurt.

Souls? who needs e'm? all it is is a IOU from the big man.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue May 06, 2008 3:14 pm

terran empire wrote:Killer your losing your touch. i remember when that used to hurt.

Nah, your nerves must have disintegrated from the abuse. Thats a shame. Torture is not fun if it doesn't inflict pain.

Waterboarding? BAH!! sulfuric-acid-boarding, now were talking. BWAHAHAAH!

Souls you say?

* KiLlEr grabs TE and rips the bottoms of his shoes off

Have these.

* KiLlEr installs a remote-controled device into TE brain to activate the pain center, then sets the remote to eleven (yes its a "Spinal Tap', BWAHAHAH). He presses the button to the rhythm of the star wars imperial theme and watches the show.

MWAHAHAAAHHAAHHAH!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHA!!!!

Post by **Taurec** » Sun May 11, 2008 7:43 pm

So how is the weather in your place?

Over here it's 26+ C and this dramatically improved my intake of beer and grilled meat.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:43 pm

Tis damp, cold and cloudy,

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Tue May 13, 2008 7:40 pm

AHH pain feel good..........

A drink and new pair of shoes please!

Anonz · Post by **Anonz** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:18 pm

you might as well just skip the shoes, you'll bleed all over them, and blood is terribly hard to wash out

then again, so is acid

Pygmi · Post by **Pygmi** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:37 pm

*takes compromising pictures of all the people* Yay Blackmail!! *makes a hasty retreat*