Disclaimer: I do not agree with cheating or concealment from spouses... this joke has both. Do not read if you might be offended.
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A wife had a lover that she was hiding from her husband. One day the husband came home early and she quickly hid him in the closet. The wife's son was hiding out in the closet as well, now he had company.
Boy: It's dark in here.
Man: Yes it is.
Boy: I have a baseball.
Man: That's nice.
Boy: Want to buy it?
Man: No thanks.
Boy: My daddy is outside.
Man: How much do you want?
Boy: $450
So the man pays for the baseball.
A couple of weeks later the same thing happens again.
Boy: It's dark in here.
Man: Yup.
Boy: I have a baseball glove.
Man: How much you want for it?
Boy: $550
The man pays the money and all is well.
A couple weeks later the father tells the boy to get his ball and glove, they are going to toss a few. The boys says, "I can't!"
The father asks, "Why not?"
The boy says, "I sold them."
"For how much?"
"$1,000"
The father furrows his brows and in hopes to teach the boy a lesson says. "You shouldn't trick your friends out of that much money, I am going to take you to confession."
So the boy enters the confession closet.
Boy: It's dark in here.
Priest: Don't start that shit again.
naiomi wrote:I love puns they are just so terrible that I have to love em.
Terrible!??, Guess that's your opunion.
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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They just have that affect where after you tell one, everyone goes, Oh hardy har har. Its that weird affect that puns have and I love it, that affect alone makes me laugh.