Bar opens at 8

Post by **Taurec** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:17 pm

Was that after he removed your ears ??

Dark-oneechan · Post by **Dark-oneechan** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:31 am

"Look! It's a boy, a girl..... No it's just another earless thing."

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:19 am

* shoves DO into the meat grinder

Do-burgers anyone?

Dark-oneechan · Post by **Dark-oneechan** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:39 am

*Glues herself back together with the sticky stuff on the bar counter. Then she kicks Killer right in the nuts, finally tieing him up outside.*

"Vodka martini, shaken not stirred"

Post by **Taurec** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:23 pm

*serves a Vodka Martini*
If you want it shaken you can jump up and down.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:53 pm

* KiLlEr takes the Vodka Martini, throws DO on the table, julian's DO with his Turkish Crescent Sword, puts the bits in a pile, dumps the martini on it, lights it up with a match, snaps his fingers to open his PMBO (portable mini black hole), and sweeps the remnants into it.

I'm against all form's of violence.

Dark-oneechan · Post by **Dark-oneechan** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:47 am

*In the deepest darkness of the abyss. DO begins to morph and mutate. Evil powers swirling about her mutilated corpse. Only her tremendous will allowing her to survive.

A voice whispers in her ear*

"ONEECHAN, I AM THE INTERNET. YOU WERE BORN TO PROTECT ME. SO I GIVE THEE MINE POWERS TO AID THEE IN THIS DEMONIC TASK....."

*A flash of bright light, and a sexy as all hell catgirl stands naked in the bar. An intense aura of pure evil emants from her body and a black glow surrounds her.*

"Clothes please"

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:35 pm

* KiLlEr sprays air freshner in the air.

Next time DO, if you're going to fart like that, do it outside.

* KiLlEr charges DO for transportation fees, electrical power fees, summoning of a dark being fees, crappy special effects fees, cat food fees, lawyers fees to pay for the impending lawsuit from Lina Inverse, AOL internet fees (like you think we use MSN?), fees to pay for the musicians, ASCAP fees to pay for the sync to music, as well as the ASCAP fees for the score itself, laundry fee, union fees (since we can't hire anyone without paying for a union), equipment rental fees and catering to feed the crew.

I'll just add these to your tab.

* KiLlEr servers the rest of the drinks, and give DO some skimpy clothes one size too small.

Evil power you may have.....

.... But I have lawyers.

* and with that a portal opens on the south wall, and out steps 4 gentilman and a lady in armani suits carrying tan leather brief cases.

AH! Well if it isn't my friends at Backstabby, Cheaten, and Stealsky! How did my lawsuit against satan go?

* the tall Blonde, her name Alwaiz Cheaten, answers in a lackluster voice:
"Just as we expected, remember Buttmunchsky, Shlakov and Pudnucker? The team we had thrown in the volcano from our last suit? They were hiered by satan. They're pathetic attempts at proving satan holds the copyrights to 'hell', 'demonic', and 'evil' failed utterly. satan now has to pay you 60% of all hell's net income from the soul trade, as well as hand over 40% of hell's corporate stock, and investments. That brings your total shares of hell to 51% making you the new owner.

So they brought back Ms. Imma Shlakov? Doesn't surprise me. Good work! The checks in the mail. Oh yeah, and have them start work on converting hell into a theme park. Something for the children to enjoy.

"Yes sir, we'll take care of any zoning regulations and securing the names for the attractions including 'beelzebub's big wheel", "river styx canyon water fury", and "satan's tower of terror"."

* and with that they dissappear back into the void.

Dark-oneechan · Post by **Dark-oneechan** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:59 pm

*A non-descript. Brown garbed elf walks into the bar. Sitting down next to the very scantily clad DO.*

"I hear you have a little problem old friend."

*Oneechan touches him on the leg fondly. For it is Thief from 8-bit theatre.*

"Do you need to borrow some of my personal law-ninja?"

Yes please Thiefy ^^ *Oneechan huggles Thief*

Post by **Taurec** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:07 pm

*Points at the sign which reads: "No elves Allowed" and kicks out the elf*
"Shuuu, before I take your wings".

Heeey, Styx and Acheron are mine I have a rather lucrative deal going on there.

But I have to admit you did a good job turning hell on earth into disney land.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:57 pm

Don't worry Tau, all I'm interested in is the rights to use the name 'Styx' on a log plume ride. Maybe we can talk?

Perhapse even set up a highspeed mono-rail between DiznyLand and your condominiums?

Then all the children can see satan-mouse and the gang.

* Gahna Backstabby heads out of the bar to chat with the elf. As the door closes , you can bearly make out 'Ah! MR. Elf, How would you like to be interested in working for Mr. KiLlEr? We have an opening in faryland acquisitions and we need a person with great 'acquisition' skills.........

Ah, DO.... Don't you know that such individuals can be bought?
Now sit there like a good anthropomorph and enjoy your 'drink'.

* the tall martini glass starts to smoke when a hundred tenticles spew forth and.... well...... we all know about tenticles...... and scantilly clad females......

Dark-oneechan · Post by **Dark-oneechan** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:20 am

*Grins at the tentacles.*

"Oh hello boys, want another round I see"

*Smiles, licking her lips*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:59 am

// flips the switch on the BarPhalanx

I DEMAND ORDER!!

... that and alot of spilt blood for my dose of Chernobyl effluent

Oh yeah, something to keep Liselle 'calm' too...

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:15 am

some one please tell me that the Phalanx is not going after me again

And a lemonade Please.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:17 am

// regards TE's bloody remains

ahh, why waste the lemonade...