Bar opens at 8

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:25 pm

* KiLlEr shoots pigeon-Kashim with his 12 barrel fully automatic long range shot gun, reducing pigeon-Kashim into subatomic particles.

I love skeet shoot'n

BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:46 pm

* plays Taps on a kazoo *

Poor little guy

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:02 am

// adds TE to the lineup

Fire away Killer!

TALL AND COLD, AS USUAL!! One more exam and Ill have my CCNA1!!

Post by **Taurec** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:16 pm

*serves orders*

Whats next ? ... CCNA2 ??

Nazgul · Post by **Nazgul** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:28 pm

Tau I've got a sweet deal for you..... I got a fully automated floorcleaner, garanteed to get all the blood stains from the floor. Only $1200.

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:43 pm

Er... didnt the last automatic floor cleaner you sold us go haywire and explode causing an even bigger mess?

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:17 am

@Tau
then ccna3, then 4... then ccnp 1... you get the idea

@Katyusha
...you got the bar cleaned up in time for inspection, didn't you?

Nazgul · Post by **Nazgul** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:17 am

But you've got to admit their wheren't blood stains on the floor anymore.... Ok the floor was gone for most part, I'll grant you that. But it did it's job.

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:31 am

@Hell -

Actually my clones did. Hmm... which reminds me...

*Opens the closet and a million Kat clones come storming out*

@Nazzie -

So were the walls and ceiling. Bleh, we had to rebuild the bar. Which was worse.

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:23 am

bar keep Give me some thing that will make it so that i was never born will'ya please

Post by **Taurec** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:06 am

Some thing, Mmmmz hands TE a condom. you have to build your own time machine.

I smell a sad and depressing story, want to tell about it ?? so we can chuckle

Milk and cookies .....

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:05 am

私達は火と毒液の致命的なゲームをしている

And i will have the the top hat please.

Barkeep Give me a glass of bioweapon and keep it coming.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:40 am

Time for some good ol' fashoned bar songs!!!!

(note: 'Skeeter is a slang term for mosquito)

sung to the tune of "She'll be coming around the mountain"

One!
Two!
one two three!

There's a skeeter on my peter, wack it off!
wack it off!
There's a skeeter on my peter, wack it off!
Wack it off!
There's a dozen on my cousin,
I can hear the bastards buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter, wack it off!
wack it off!

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:05 am

Hmmm...

*Gets into a bio-hazard suit and fumigates the room with VX, then sprays KiLlEr with an extra dose*

That should solve all your mosquito problems.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:31 pm

....Killer drunk again... or horny? or just both?

// shudders at THAT particular memory from the chan

Tall and cold again... I need it