Bar opens at 8

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:09 pm

* rocket punches out of the earth*
*Rocket stops *
* looks around*

Wait a second. If i just left the earth then thats means i was in the center * looks down the hole and sees a well of souls trapped in eternal suffering *
and if i was in the center and the bar is the center.....
* thinks *
then that means Tau must have been paying some kinda rock bottom rent.

* walks away free from the bar and where ever it was. *

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:17 pm

This bar is able to withstand Nazguls socks, that Saturn booster is nothing more than a small firecracker compared to it.

Rent ?? what rent ???

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:49 pm

Looks like TE still has somethings to learn. bwahahaha

Even Desslok's planetary bombardment bounces off the bar like ping pong balls.

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:52 pm

Surely Tau, youre overestimating firecrackers. Remember when Nazzie threw one of his socks at Atlantis... we all know how that one ended.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:54 pm

Yeah, Nazzie really socked it to 'em.

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:04 pm

Thats one way to put it. Rather horrible way to end your days if you ask me. The time he threw a sock at Mt. Vesuvius was slightly less destructive though...

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:16 pm

I am waiting to hear about nuzzies, jocky shorts and the Mass exstinction some 65 million years back.

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:00 pm

popular theory says he was responsible for the Big Bang, the day after he ate some chilly beans.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:17 am

hence the terms "dark matter" and "gaseous clouds"

ZyreX · Post by **ZyreX** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:13 am

Gimme a drink...
damn people at work asking these same questions over and over and over...
none which I can answer accurately since it depends on the users computer and how much crap theyve got on it...

Im transfering people from one domain to another while updating theyr profile

no wonder my collegues are fed up with them..

the other day we got one of those extreme cases:
there was this lady that wanted to save a picture from the net and use as desktop image (over the phone)
we described that she should right click on the image and save it as "desktop bg" or just "save image to disk"

she was like "its not working" while she had put the cursor on the right side of the image and started left clicking on it...

we described that she should use the right button... and well she understood after awhile... and after that said that we were really bad at explaining..

A USUAL person would understand "right click on the image" means the right button on the mouse...

Post by **Taurec** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:02 am

ZyreX wrote: A USUAL person would understand "right click on the image" means the right button on the mouse...

Mistake #1 ... NEVER assume it's a "Usual" person.
You my friend have been called by a 404, PEBCAC maybe even a 12 o'clock flasher.
She could have been a left hand person who swapped the mouse keys..

ZyreX wrote: we described that she should use the right button... and well she understood after awhile... and after that said that we were really bad at explaining..

Mistake #2 .... Never take grattitude for granted...

Yes, It's you to blame for their incompetence. You have better luck
to train your hamster dance the Macarena.

Welcome to My World

ZyreX · Post by **ZyreX** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:09 am

Why thank you

Mistake #1 ... NEVER assume it's a "Usual" person.

I already figured that part out... after overviewing some people..
one had spilled some water on his laptop and then put a hairdryer at the site to dry it but ended up melting the keyboard on the laptop cause he left it"on" while doing some other stuff..

Ive got a few more of them extreme cases...

oh yeah my hamster has already mastered the art of dancing, climbing and swimming.

now where is my drink

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:55 am

Hmmm... you havnt taught it scuba diving and demolition yet?

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:11 pm

....murderously suicidal please.... like concentrated flourine.

60% on today's CCNA module exam... OUCH!! Good news is i got a bonus
from work... which unfortunately got burned up by bills

Post by **Taurec** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:19 pm

Yes anime is a terribly expensive hobby.

To make you feel better .. that 40% you missed probably will never happen in the real world..

*serves orders*