Bar opens at 8

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:16 pm

Ask Roberta for help on picking out a necktie.........

Post by **Taurec** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:01 pm

Just stay at a healthy distance if she decides to powder her nose. :p

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:20 pm

very disturbing

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:37 am

Still alive there CPOK?

Tall and Cold please, Good News: I may finally be able to take a vacation.
Bad News: It may be a permanent vacation from my job... depending on how things go... I hope to find out next week

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Sat May 02, 2009 9:10 am

Car 1 - Cow 0. (Yes I am alright)

Anyone want to buy some cheap pre-tenderised beef? I know a farmer who is selling it at bargin basement prices!

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Sat May 02, 2009 3:38 pm

That is if you don't mind the tire marks

Glad you're OK. Bet the vehicle ain't. *OUCH*

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Sat May 02, 2009 10:34 pm

KiLlEr wrote:That is if you don't mind the tire marks

Glad you're OK. Bet the vehicle ain't. *OUCH*

The car isn't that bad. I was only doing about 40-50 when I hit it. (I was doing 70-80 when I started breaking) I'll upload photo's later.

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Sun May 03, 2009 1:38 am

I was coming home on dusk doing about 60-70 on the back road between Woodford and Kilcoy (via Neurum) when I rounded a corner and the cows where crossing the road. No signs, no warnings no nothing. (The cows where brown as well) I managed to break for about a car's length before hitting them. I prolly hit the cow at about 40-50 kmh.

Before the crash (this photo shows it carrying a load, but it wasn't at the time of the crash)

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Sun May 03, 2009 2:40 am

That's not too bad. Just hold the hood down with some 200 mph tape, a couple of plastic shopping bags over the head lamps, and you're good to go.

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Sun May 03, 2009 3:05 am

KiLlEr wrote:That's not too bad. Just hold the hood down with some 200 mph tape, a couple of plastic shopping bags over the head lamps, and you're good to go.

If the radiator wasn't fubar, dad would!

Post by **Taurec** » Mon May 04, 2009 5:52 am

Didn't that cow have airbags?
But glad you could walk away, I assume the farmer pays for the repairs?

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Mon May 04, 2009 8:40 am

Taurec wrote:Didn't that cow have airbags?
But glad you could walk away, I assume the farmer pays for the repairs?

Not in this f*cked up state. (QLD)

ZyreX · Post by **ZyreX** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:52 am

did u get to keep the cow?
as compensation???

BBQ it...

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Mon May 04, 2009 11:27 pm

ZyreX wrote:did u get to keep the cow?
as compensation???

BBQ it...

No. The meat is no good anyway. A) It has been hit at 40 - 50 kmh so it is well bashed around. B) The meat will be heavily stressed from the crash so it will be tough as old boots. C) it was a dairy cow.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Mon May 04, 2009 11:34 pm

Chief Petty Officer Klerk wrote:C) it was a dairy cow.

as in Dare-he cross the road?
or as in "there-he goes!"