Bar opens at 8

Noir · Post by **Noir** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:24 am

Barkeep i can i have a beer please

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:39 am

*Bel jumps over the Bar and gets a glass*
*Pours some Beer for Noir*

Here you go, Noir.

Considering our other bartenders are indisposed, I'm the stand in.

any other takers?

Post by **Taurec** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:18 am

if you are the stand in, tell us a joke ..

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm

tell ajoke?
are you trying to be funny?
I don't tell jokes.
What do I look like, Robin Williams.

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:16 pm

well when you have a fur coat on...

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:43 am

terran empire wrote:well when you have a fur coat on...

har har har

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:57 am

When I wear the fur coat on I get slapped by women... Dont know why but they do... but i still like the coat hehehhehe...ouch. Pls pour me a Glass of brandy thanks.

Dannan · Post by **Dannan** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:04 am

nah quit talking about coats and serve liquor !

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:11 am

// pours a round from the 'don't even THINK of thinking of thinking of thinking of thinking of asking what it is' bottle

...s' been that kind of night(s) again

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:38 pm

I just want to ask HF, does that stuff have an expiration date, or a half-life?

Im surprised that you weren't shot and stuffed as a hunter's trophy, SL, for wearing that fur coat.

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:25 pm

Well not shot but bagged in a sack. That was so cool. They tried mounting me on the wall but i wouldnt stick

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Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:29 am

takes cross and nails

Round 2

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:44 am

Hmmm... Pasion of the SL... Catchy but not again.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 8:56 am

Belisarius wrote:does that stuff have an expiration date, or a half-life?

// pours Bel a glass from the 'don't even ask' bottle

Ya may feel safer with this stuff man

Teletha Testarosa wrote:takes cross and nails

// can't resist

Jesus Christ walks into an inn... hands the innkeeper three nails and says
'Can you put me up for the night?' ROTF

MAO!

BARKEEP! ROUND FOR THE HOUSE!!

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 4:32 am

ROFL

Ill be checking in for 3 days.

In the 3rd day he rose and ascended to heaven.

"Damn it he left without paying"
ROFL

Oh crap im going to hell for this