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Lemon loons .. . :-P

My gawd i had a few strange days ...

From hacking my XBOX and blowing away the warranty to finding out why Scottish males wear skirts....

*serves orders*
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Hay Mr Bartender the strongest stuff you got please
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@Tau - ok - this sounds like a bad joke just waiting to be told. Do tell about Scots in kilts....

/Av really likes kilts on guys - especially on a windy day... :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:
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Well the word is that the sheep can hear a zipper from miles away... :-D
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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as a Scotsman ( a few generations removed) i find that offensive
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Taurec wrote:Lemon loons .. . :-P
<horrible pun>Well, we are two of the lemon sharks, after all. ^^ </horrible pun>

I'd like some hot chocolate.
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*puts on the kettle and makes some hot choco* a slice of lemon with that ??


@TE .. *hands over a sheep*
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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Taurec wrote: @TE .. *hands over a sheep*
@ Tau.. * Hands back haggis * That will put hair on your chest and meat on y bones
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I'll refrain from making an off-color sheep joke in regards to TE here. Far too easy. ;)
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yeah that would be beeeeEEhd
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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Well if your going to insult me at least serve me my drinks you wooden wearing Dutch man.
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bahhh humbug....

one sheepless kiltless hot coacoa please...
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I second that Bahh Humbug
May the over Commercialized, Over rated, Over Fruit Caked Holiday of christmas be forgotten!!
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Wait seriously guys whats in this eggnog :?
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Amen.

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SOULS_LEADER wrote:Wait seriously guys whats in this eggnog :?
eggs, Sugar, Brandy, Rum, Milk, Cream, Icing sugar, Nutmeg, Uranium, Neotronium, Lead, "Dark Matter", N00bie blood and one or two other things tat you really don't want to ask about.
* takes a swig of the eggnog *
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