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Things of Interest: How to Destroy the Earth

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:42 pm
by Katyusha
http://www.qntm.org/destroy.html

Some scientifically proven that they will, some others not so, and all amusing.

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:53 pm
by SOULS_LEADER
LOLZ! Guess i'll have to sit down and wait for it :-D

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:54 am
by JelliCelli
You may also wish to reference:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0811846 ... eader-link
and
http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1556525 ... eader-link

Both are highly amusing and utterly entertaining :twisted:. I own both of them, of course....

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:09 pm
by sj4iy
Another method not mentioned on the site:

Clone Richard Simmons 1,000 times. The earth would self-destruct out of sheer terror.

Plausibility: 8/10...cloning technology exists, but where could we find a mind so sick as to ever take on this challenge?

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:09 pm
by Katyusha
Yay... new stuff to get.

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:48 pm
by Taurec
Nazgul's socks are missing .....

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:18 pm
by Katyusha
I have already e-mailed him to rectify that.

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:59 am
by HELLFIRE
I got nothing to do... and ALOT of time on my hands :twisted:














Regards

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:20 pm
by KashimArbalestAS
"Allowing George W. Bush to continue to exercise his will on the world. If you think this, you're completely missing the point. The power to destroy the Earth does not currently exist, and Bush's administration is not actively seeking to create such technology. Whatever Bush does, whatever the backlash from his policies on Iraq and oil and global warming, he cannot destroy the planet."

Oh really?

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:00 am
by KiLlEr
I've been experamenting with NSFT and so far I have been able to turn Saturn sized planets into subatomic particles in a blink. But I have still to be able to fully control the chain reaction and focus its power. I theorize I can vaporize the 3rd and 4th dimension with a focused beam of pure NSFT-based NSSAP.



notes:
NSFT: Nazgul Sock Fission Technology
NSSAP: Nazgul Sock Sub Atomic Particles, these particals only exist in The element Nazsockium 13 atomic weight 666

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:39 pm
by Katyusha
:-o Good lord, not those! Quickly, fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:39 pm
by Dark-oneechan
I think I have the plans or a railgun here somewhere. I just need to upsize it a little.

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:39 pm
by Katyusha
You'll need a few million of them though