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Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:45 am**

...But not just any collection of mags...

Russian pensioner set to take bonk mags to the grave
In case he gets buried alive?
By Chris Williams
Published Tuesday 7th March 2006 15:23 GMT

A pensioner with a dicky ticker has made plans to be buried with his collection of top-shelf filth, Russian daily newspaper Utro has reported.

After a heart attack scare, 65-year-old Vladimir Villisov decided he could not bear to part with his cherished jazz hoard, even in the afterlife. The Mramorskoe man had a customised coffin made to house it, together with his rotting carcass.

He explained: "The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life."

The report gets slightly creepier as Mr Villisov, unmarried, reveals he sometimes lies in the red-satin-lined coffin to - ahem - read his antique Soviet smut. ®

Riiiiiiiiiiight

Regards

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:59 am**

Well, apparently there's a reason why the guy's unmarried. Speaking for myself, I wouldn't want to date or be married to a guy that (probably) masturbates in a satin lined coffin. Way too morbid for me.

Samantha

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:50 am**

*Shrugs*

That's just nasty...

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:49 pm**

Seems to me he's death cult guru leader material.

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:06 pm**

*stops polishing his covin and hides it*

The guy is a freak, who would do such a thing!!

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Russian pensioner set to take mags to the grave

Russian pensioner set to take mags to the grave