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Big announcement
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:05 am
by Chief Petty Officer Klerk
I guess I should announce to you ladies that I finally got the balls to ask my girl friend to marry me. Her response was yes. I am now engaged!
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:02 am
by Tigerbyte
GRATS!
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:47 am
by Anonz
YAAAAHEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
congratulations!!
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:54 am
by KiLlEr
Welcome to the world of a married man!
Here's some pointers:
1 ) The 2 most important words in the world your future wife wants to hear: "Yes Dear"
2 ) The reason why a bride smiles as she walks down the aisle: "That was the last time she'll have to perform fel**io."
3 ) You are the one who wears the pants around the house. That is, when she's not home.
4 ) She reserves the right to change her mind at any time, without notice.
5 ) "Does these jeans make my ass look big?" is not a question. It is a warning that is given before she hands you your ass.
6 ) You are wrong, you will always be wrong. Live with it.
7 ) Its always your fault, and there is no way you can make it up to her. Live with it.
8 ) Invest in a comfortable couch. You *will* be sleeping on it.
9 ) Having the mother-in-law over is the ultimate survival game.
More later.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:59 am
by Chief Petty Officer Klerk
KiLlEr wrote:Welcome to the world of a married man!
Thanks Killer.
9 ) Having the mother-in-law over is the ultimate survival game.
You have no idea how true that one is!
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:37 pm
by Eisenmann
wow, congratulations cpok! that's awesome.
now go and delete all you hentai on your pc before she notices
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:22 pm
by Nazgul
Gratz... wonderfull news.
When will the batchelor party be held in the bar?
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:34 pm
by Tulip Baroo
Congratulations!
Set a date yet?
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:06 pm
by Chief Petty Officer Klerk
Eisenmann wrote:wow, congratulations cpok! that's awesome.
now go and delete all you hentai on your pc before she notices
Who said she wants me to? she wants to look thru it with me!
Tulip Baroo wrote: Congratulations! Very Very Happy Set a date yet?
Not yet. Gonna work that stuff out next week when I get there.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:40 pm
by tellie
Again, congratulations
KiLlEr's list needs one very, very important point more
10) Never, ever use phrase "women's logig". If that phrase even once go out of your mouth, even accidentally, you will hear about it rest of your life. Because women's logic undeniable and you will be wrong.
(If that kind of miracle happens that women's logic fails while you are making fun of it, you wish you were in HELL instead, and a few burning mountains falling on you will be child's play)
So be very, very careful with your words.
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:03 pm
by shim
and how come ive never met this bride to be mate? she dun like LAN's? or is it just me..
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:48 pm
by Chief Petty Officer Klerk
shim wrote:and how come ive never met this bride to be mate? she dun like LAN's? or is it just me..
Cause she is currently on the other side of this rock we call earth.
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:21 pm
by HELLFIRE
Be sure to save me an aisle seat, preferably somewhere near
the altar so I can be there... you know, just in case...
Regards
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:27 am
by Circle
Congratulations, CPOK.
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:20 pm
by terran empire
dear god Mrs. CPOK