used to be a man,
but every time i cough
Thanks to uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done,
i need to find some work
perhaps it would be much safer,
as a convenience store night clerk,
Ooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
i think i got screwed,
don't laugh at me because i am dead
or i - kill - you!!
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
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