FullMetal*Panic!

so... does anyone have any thoughts on string theory

I personally find it scientifically unsatisfying but aesthetically pleasing
I do, however, believe that the general idea of a quantization of space-time could have tremendous applicability...

woah, there are fmp emoticons, thats awesome!

KiLlEr's be-all and end-all about the string theory...


Proof A:
I think everyone should wear g-strings and/or string bikinis.......whether they like it or not.......

Proof B:
Bondage is a good thing...... the "I'm all tied up" excuse is valid here...

Proof C:
Lassoing is an acceptable method to acquire dates... and can help lead to proof b...

Proof D:
One should always leave enough rope so that people can hang themselves. This is acceptable in software engineering, and should be applied to daily life. Since there are days when you want to hang yourself. Particularly if its somehow related to the aforementioned proofs.

Proof E:
String theory is a fact. This "thread" proves it. Even if its a stretch (which is possible provided the string is composed of at least 40% spandex).

Proof F:
IS there a proof "f"? Sorry, aFrayd knot.

goddamit, see this is the problem with physicists, they don't look at the OBVIOUS proof right in front of their eyes. I'm going to go email the major universities and tell them to check their spandex!!