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Dr. Phil gave birth to Chuck Norris and Ron Paul helped deliver the baby

...but Neil DeGrasse Tyson will create a black hole with his mind and devour them all.

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Ya' know, someone probably did do that. However, I find it extremely hard to believe that a warning like that would actually be displayed! :lol:
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I prefer to live oblivious to the possibility that things are fake, it make life so much more interesting 8)
Dr. Phil gave birth to Chuck Norris and Ron Paul helped deliver the baby

...but Neil DeGrasse Tyson will create a black hole with his mind and devour them all.

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Maybe this is the result of some lawsuit that was settled secretly out of court?

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A screwdriver is for ..... screwing.
Amusing pshop :)
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LeoXiao wrote:Maybe this is the result of some lawsuit that was settled secretly out of court?
it would have had to be settled in secret cuz whoever shoved a screwdriver in their *bleep* should have been too embarrassed to say it publicly.
Dr. Phil gave birth to Chuck Norris and Ron Paul helped deliver the baby

...but Neil DeGrasse Tyson will create a black hole with his mind and devour them all.

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PENIS .... yes you can say PENIS here....
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
█████████
█▄█████▄█
█▼▼▼▼▼
█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
█▲▲▲▲▲
█████████
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ok penis
Dr. Phil gave birth to Chuck Norris and Ron Paul helped deliver the baby

...but Neil DeGrasse Tyson will create a black hole with his mind and devour them all.

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* adds to stupid people who should never breed list *
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...nowhere did I read this screwdriver set couldn't be used as a home STD test kit... :doh: :doh:

Anybody want a deal on.... <never mind> :twisted:




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Anonz wrote:it would have had to be settled in secret cuz whoever shoved a screwdriver in their *bleep* should have been too embarrassed to say it publicly.
The Judge would have ordered a non volentary nutering for such a guy. Executed with a pair of screwdriver naturaly :twisted:
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