A blonde...

[KiLlEr]

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was
almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way
to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.

She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her
situation.

She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in
a blizzard she should wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.
That way she would not get stuck in a snowdrift.

This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a
snowplow went by and she started to follow it.

As she followed the snowplow she was feeling very smug as they
continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.

After quite sometime had passed she was somewhat surprised when the
snowplow stopped and the driver go out and came back to her car and
signaled for her to roll down her window.

The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had
been following him for a long time.

She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to
follow a snowplow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was ok with him and she could continue if
she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-mart parking lot and was going
over to K-mart next...

[HELLFIRE]

// lines his pants for the inevitable backlash...




Regards