New Trek Movie (personal review / comments)
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 8:27 am
I've always been a firm believer in the old saying "try it first before you knock it."
And when news of a new Star Trek came out I was on the side of Trek fans that thought
it was the wrong project at the wrong time
Well, after seeing the new Trek Movie (twice in one night I might add), here are my thoughts:
What I Liked:
=========
- Action, bar none. From people kicking the s*t out of each other to big ships duking it
out in space, I wasn't left wanting... other than MORE!!
- Script, yes, there was a script and it was rather well thought out. All
the major chars got to put forward their character, and a few nods to previous series
was put in, but not in the sense of "oh, we need this here to make it feel like we
give a damn."
- Leonard Nimoy, as it gave the movie some grounding, and as much as I hate to put it,
gave the movie some legitamacy as a real attempt as a "prequel" than another case of
Hollywood dusting off an old property, butchering it to s*t and putting it out in the
windowsill while it rakes in the cash.
- Deep Space Fender Benders... AGAIN!! That's it, next time someone else drives!
What I Didn't Like:
============
- First off, I'm the kind of Trek fan that eats factoids about the Trek Universe
two meals a day, so I'll spare everyone the laundry list of screwups in continuity and
"that's not the way <insert here> is supposed to go"
- Sarek / Amanda... yes, Mark Lenard is dead and there have been three Mrs Sareks in the
Star Trek Universe, but... Winoa Ryder?
- Kirk's third attempt at the Kobayashi Maru test being treated as little
more than a glorified video game where no one dies. Please... look at
the beginning of ST2 for how to do it, complete with smoke and explosions.
- Time Travel... AGAIN, Mildred? Seriously...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Moments:
=====================
- Uhura... in a bra and panties? -or- Uhura, and... [ecs]Spock[/ecs]
- Spock being brief in an explanation for once? So brief the only way to convey it is via mindmeld?
- First there was the Genesis Project, then Species 8472 planet buster... guess what they
come up with to end the planet Earth as we know it this time?
To sum it up, I think the movie's best summaried by the immortal lines "Space, the final
frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission,
to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life, and new civilizations. To boldy
go where no one has gone before." Besides, the second time around I found it was alittle
easier to turn off the part of my brain responsible for nitpicking the trivia / tidbits / backstory
// hearing Leonard Nimoy speak those lines again brought tears to my eyes, BTW
... but you know what that means, right? We'll have to rewrite the history AGAIN!
Regards
And when news of a new Star Trek came out I was on the side of Trek fans that thought
it was the wrong project at the wrong time
Well, after seeing the new Trek Movie (twice in one night I might add), here are my thoughts:
What I Liked:
=========
- Action, bar none. From people kicking the s*t out of each other to big ships duking it
out in space, I wasn't left wanting... other than MORE!!
- Script, yes, there was a script and it was rather well thought out. All
the major chars got to put forward their character, and a few nods to previous series
was put in, but not in the sense of "oh, we need this here to make it feel like we
give a damn."
- Leonard Nimoy, as it gave the movie some grounding, and as much as I hate to put it,
gave the movie some legitamacy as a real attempt as a "prequel" than another case of
Hollywood dusting off an old property, butchering it to s*t and putting it out in the
windowsill while it rakes in the cash.
- Deep Space Fender Benders... AGAIN!! That's it, next time someone else drives!
What I Didn't Like:
============
- First off, I'm the kind of Trek fan that eats factoids about the Trek Universe
two meals a day, so I'll spare everyone the laundry list of screwups in continuity and
"that's not the way <insert here> is supposed to go"
- Sarek / Amanda... yes, Mark Lenard is dead and there have been three Mrs Sareks in the
Star Trek Universe, but... Winoa Ryder?
- Kirk's third attempt at the Kobayashi Maru test being treated as little
more than a glorified video game where no one dies. Please... look at
the beginning of ST2 for how to do it, complete with smoke and explosions.
- Time Travel... AGAIN, Mildred? Seriously...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Moments:
=====================
- Uhura... in a bra and panties? -or- Uhura, and... [ecs]Spock[/ecs]
- Spock being brief in an explanation for once? So brief the only way to convey it is via mindmeld?
- First there was the Genesis Project, then Species 8472 planet buster... guess what they
come up with to end the planet Earth as we know it this time?
To sum it up, I think the movie's best summaried by the immortal lines "Space, the final
frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission,
to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life, and new civilizations. To boldy
go where no one has gone before." Besides, the second time around I found it was alittle
easier to turn off the part of my brain responsible for nitpicking the trivia / tidbits / backstory
// hearing Leonard Nimoy speak those lines again brought tears to my eyes, BTW
... but you know what that means, right? We'll have to rewrite the history AGAIN!
Regards