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How Twilight works.
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:03 pm
by Taurec
http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
While reading that I nearly choked laughing..
So what about men that like Twilight?
If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:40 am
by HELLFIRE
Baricade your doors from the million-odd fangirls (and fanboys) you've just pissed off Tau
// ducks from the inevitable lynchmob
Regards
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:29 pm
by Nazgul
I'm going to show this to a friend om mine who's going to visit tomorow evening. She really loves the twilight stuff.
Don't know if she'll be able to appreciate it though
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:18 am
by HELLFIRE
So... what was her response? Do tell, Naz
Regards
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:43 pm
by Nazgul
Damn it... I forgot. It must be alzheimers
I'll see again to day.... must not forget... must not forget!!!
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:17 pm
by HELLFIRE
...that was 3 days ago... did you forget again Naz?
Regards
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:00 pm
by cullenk
BOLO for Naz? Maybe she reacted badly...
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:51 am
by Nazgul
I'm telling you... it's alzheimers. I even forgot to comeback and tell that I forgot.... again
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:04 pm
by cullenk
While on the subject of sparkly vampires:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqvg0C90FhM
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:56 am
by HELLFIRE
Still alzheimers Naz?
Regards
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:55 pm
by Nazgul
Where am I?? Who are you people?? And what am I doing here???
Haven't seen here since two weeks ago.
@ cullenk: love the alternative ending
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:45 pm
by HELLFIRE
Watched a few more of the alt endings... don't you just wish sometimes
// hands Nazgul his patent-pending cure-all for brainfarts, moments of dumb, and general mental breakdowns(tm)
We're still waiting...
Regards
Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:23 pm
by Esyla
Twilight is the evil that will one day end this world.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:15 am
by Nazgul
To prevent more hurtfull remarks and not get killed by my brothers girlfriend I emailed her the link
Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:51 am
by Esyla
the only girls that like those books are the ones that know shit about boys. i was like ha! no porn! that would never happen!
also teens are insufferable, as a legal guardian of a 17 year old boy i have a right to say that. god girls that age suck. i hate that i was one.