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Important Women's Health Issue!

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:47 am
by KiLlEr
* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas..

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Loss of Bladder control
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:52 pm
by Taurec
<grin>

I wonder if Margarita is a sister of Bloody Mary...

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:13 pm
by terran empire
I am a non Attorney non Spokemen

Litigation Warning due too being a stick in the mud the law offices of Ambulance Chaser are assembling a legal indictment of Margaritas. If you have experienced the fallowing effects you may have a bloated Settlement that will be slashed too itty bitty sums after our outrages fees :twisted:
Hangover
Drunken debauchery
Reviling in the joy of the crowd
Inability too control your vehicle well driving
loss of inhabitions
Pregnancy
depression.
Blatant stupidity
inability too speak properly
Speaking your mind
increased Urges too use the lavatory.

Call the Law offices of law offices of Ambulance Chaser, Today at 800 party over

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:08 pm
by HELLFIRE
...just *ROTF :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: *

I needed that this morning.



Regards

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:00 pm
by Esyla
all true

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:31 am
by Nazgul
:-D
It should say aswell: you may not use heavy machinery while under the invluance of Margerita.

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:29 pm
by Esyla
also glitter gets a lot more amazing.