[GROUP FIC] JOINT MISSION....

dd · Post by dd » Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:19 am

ATTENTION UNRULY PAASENGERS. YOU HAVE A DECISON TO MAKE. IF THAT RATHER VIOLENT MAN---WHOM I LIKE, BY THE WAY---CONTINUES TO KILL MY STEWARDESSES, WE WILL PLAY A LITTLE GAME. HEADS, AND WE FLY THE PLANE STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE OCEAN AT 600 MILES PER HOUR. TAILS, I DEPRESSURIZE THE PASSENGER SECTION AND CARGO WELL. ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. I CAN ALWAYS GET 'SPECIAL' WOMEN ELSEWHERE.

The was a loud and near hysterical series of laughs,

OH! AND YOU WILL LIKE THIS PART. IF SOMEONE MANAGES TO KILL THAT YOUNG MAN WITH THE GLANDULAR PROBLEM---PEOPLE I LIKE DON'T TEND TO LAST LONG, THAT'S WHY I'M SO FOND OF THEM---THAT PERSON WILL GET TO LIVE WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE. BY THE WAY, YOU CAN'T GET INTO THE FLIGHT CABIN. ASIDE FROM THE KEVLAR AND METAL SHIELDING, I'VE ADDED 100 POUNDS OF TNT. I SUGGEST YOU ALL TAKE IT EASY. I'VE PUT ON A MOVIE FOR YOU.

The movie started. It was Bambi.

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:29 am

Interesting thought CPOK, a bounty on my head. CPOK writes up a sign and holds it up to the camera. it reads "Nice speach arsehole...but it needs a bit more finesse."

dd · Post by dd » Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:51 am

HA HA HAH. I'LL KILL MY SPEECHWRITER WHEN HE'S DONE FLYING THE PLANE. LET'S START WITH PARTIAL DEPRESSURIZATION. I AM CERTAIN THE MORE LEVEL-HEADED INDIVIDUALS WILL ARRIVE AT A MUTUALLY ACCEPTABLE SOLUTION. ENJOY YOUR FINAL MINUTES. KASHIM! KASHIM, I WISH YOU WERE HERE TO SEE THIS.

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:05 am

CPOK hold up another sign. "Time to rase the stakes eh?" CPOK walks upto the group of councous persons. "Now my fellow passangers, if you even have the slightest thought of trying to take me on, let me put that out of your head now. I have a nuke in the cargo hold, I plan on using it at the destanation our kind hijacker is taking us to, but for those who feel the need to try an kill me let me assure that it will detonate the second I die, now with that I have to take care of that stewardess who heard that."

CPOK walks up to the stewardess and knocks her out cold. sorry bitch, but you don't get to report this into the boss I'm afraid. CPOK then ties her up and tosses her into the cargo hold.

Now with that out of the way, I am offering a 1 million bounty on the hijackers head (preferably detached from his body)." That is all.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:14 am

ROTF

This HAS to be the biggest nutjob since the Bar thing

* * *

HELLFIRE calmly sits in his seat, staring out the window, thinking he's
seeing to the end of the rainbow... so little time left, so much yet
to do... where do I start?

* * *

I SEE ALL ARE NOT IN AWE OF MY EVILNESS!! PERHAPS YOU HAVE
NOT LEARNED THE GLORY OF WORSHIPING MY EVIL BAST**DNESS!!
Suddenly the plane went into a 45 deg nosedive, speed building up.
IN CASE YOU CANNOT TELL, WHOEVER YOU ARE, THE PLANE IS
RAPIDLY BUILDING UP SPEED. WE SHALL REACH CRITITAL LEVELS OF
STRESS ON THE BODY OF THE PLANE IN LESS THAN 15 SECONDS...
THE CLOCK IS TICKING!!

* * *

I wonder what dd has rolling thru that overactive mind of his right now...
HELLFIRE wondered as he watched the machmeter push past .6

dd · Post by dd » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:16 am

SO, HERO, WHY NOT SHOW US ALL WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF. IN THE FIFTEEN SECONDS WE HAVE LEFT, WE WILL PULL THE PLANE OUT OF ITS DIVE IF SOMEONE KILLS YOU...OR, IF YOU SHOOT YOURSELF. DOESN'T HAVE TO BE FATAL, THOUGH I'M CERTAIN ALL OF YOUR COMPATRIOTS WOULD PREFER THAT BY NOW

Gauron laughs once again.

I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU. SOMEONE OPENED A HATCH IN THE CARGO AREA. MY GUESS IS THAT THEY DISCOVERED *YOUR* NUKE AND THOUGHT IT WAS *MY* NUKE. OH, HOW UTTERLY MARVELOUS. 15...14...13...12...

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The microphone in Tessa's lapel was transmitting all too clearly.

"Who the bloody f@ck is this CPOK? Does he think he can play a game of chicken with Gauron and not get EVERYONE killed. If he keeps upping the ante before someone else gets a chance to contribute to the story, then they are all going to die." Melissa had an awful look in her eye. If she every met up with CPOK...

dd thought quickly. "Can you transmit through the mike. Is it a two way job?"

"Yes. Why?" Melissa scowled as dd grabbed her headpiece from her, speaking into it.

"CPOK, if you read, this is NOT the forum. People don't respawn here or turn into 'green glowing dragons! If you keep this up, YOUare going to kill Kyouko. I repeat, YOU ARE GOING TO KILL KYOUKO!!!" dd didn't have a lot of hope, not when CPOK's bloodlust is up. But, if he had a chance at saving Kyouko's life later.... "Keep your fingers crossed everybody."

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:25 am

CPOK is pondering the situation at hand currently when suddenly he feels a sharp pain in his left arm. When he looks at it, he seems to have been shot. CPOK curses out loud. CPOK Manages to write in his own blood a message to Kidnapper "Happy now ya madman?"

As he is heading towards the rear of the plane he is suddenly grabed from behind and dragged below...

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:26 am

...so we can keep track of who's in on this fic:
- 1 unshakable Dictator
- 1 drunkard-Neo-impersonating Drill Sergeant
- 1 knocked-out Rezident Gunbunny
- 1 inveterate fanfic writer impersonating Gaulun, on the way
to effect rescue with Mao, Kurz and his own personal airliner
stewardess harem
- 1 n00b fanfic writer, also unperturbed she's in the presence
of the most evil villain to walk the face of anime
- 1 n00b Belisarius -- sorry, but we don't know you that well,
and you haven't distinguished yourself much... hey I like the way you
write military, though

- 1 parachute tester holed up in the cargo hold
- 1 attitude-packing Aussie... who's just put everyone else in
dire, mortal danger playing chicken with said anime villian...

...I miss anyone?

Regards

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:32 am

// 50nm away

"I have tone... Missile hot and tracking... Permission to release?"

"Authorization granted... splash the target"

"Fox One!"

The Phoenix burned thru the air at Mach 5... time to intercept
the wayward airliner... 8 seconds.

"... 6... 5... 4..."

* * *

"...9... 8... 7... COME ON, HERO! ARE YOU ALL TALK BUT NO ACTION?"
HIs bloodcurdling laugh echoes out from the plane's internal intercom
system... KASHIM!! KAAA-SHHHIIIIIIMMM!!

dd · Post by dd » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:34 am

@HELLFIRE

Who's impersonating? Somebody has to run the villain. Feel free to take over any time you like. EDIT: Oh, I see you have. Got to learn to type faster...

And, you want to come over here and call them a harem to their face?

Did you add VROOm VROOm to the list?

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:36 am

@dd
...didn't vroom vroom goes ByeBye?

Okay, and 1 Vroom Vroom maniac..... I don't know whatelse to call him

...and PLEASE no more of your post-edit antics AGAIN!!

Regards

dd · Post by dd » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:40 am

"The most evil villain to to walk the face of anime"?

Is that Jae or Gauron?

Antics? I get something done, only to find out someone hit the submit button just before me---invalidating what I did---and you call that antics?

I call it 'selective refurbishing.' Heh

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:41 am

...you tell me

Regards

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Fri Jan 30, 2004 6:11 am

[ooc]Pls read the minor change I made to my previous post[/ooc]

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:54 am

CPO Klerk wrote:[ooc]Pls read the minor change I made to my previous post[/ooc]

...make that an attitude-packing Aussie who just wimped out

Ohkay, to recap... Gaulun's just hijacked the plane, sent it into a
mach .6 dive into the ocean, oh he has a nuke aboard that'll detonate
in *checks watch* 8 seconds, CPOK down for the count, the plane is
*checks watch again* 5 seconds from being vaporized by a Phoenix
missile inbound... Taurec's STILL after his preeeeeecious

various other forum members are incapacitated...

I think we're gonna truely die here...

// runs around the cabin screamng like a moron

Regards