A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
When you're interrupted by a beer, it's for a good reason
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
A beer won't tell you it's pregnant for fun.
It's okay to leave a party with a different beer than you arrived with.
Beer won't drive you to drink.
enjoy it while it lasts .. HF
*serves drinks* .. "uuuh scooby snack" *munch*
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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We don't have a grammar policy l33t gets you killed .... But sometimes it's hard to decypher your posts .. it can't harm to put "some" effort im them.
mebe yu sut try ot.
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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Even though I'm not by far the best, I like editing. I get to be an English "nazi" and
scribble all over people's papers.
TE, I think the main thing that makes it a little hard to read is the lack of periods;
it looks like a long, run-on sentence that we have to break up unless there are
already line breaks.
/Me buys the rum and coke for TE.
Last edited by Kelek on Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.
*opens the fridge and unveils Bat #5, point to the back if the bar*
*BATS SOULS_LEADER in the FAR corner of the bar* "i don't do Protein shakes, it's a bar not a gym ... "
i suggest the next order is better described ...
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
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