Bar opens at 8

dd · Post by dd » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:53 pm

Make you think your Tony Bennett!!

No one could be that cruel! At least it's not Mel Torme...

darkbane · Post by **darkbane** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:55 pm

dd wrote:
Make you think your Tony Bennett!!
No one could be that cruel! At least it's not Mel Torme...

I'm so not following the two of you. Oh well, cheers to that. *gulps down the rest of the vodka that dd did not sell yet*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:38 am

Nothing quite says 'Shut the F*CK up!' like THIS little beauty up close and personal....

http://hellfirenet.canadianwebs.com/BarPhalanx.html

...I want one as my home security system

// drills some nice holes in any moving targets at the bar

Nice work stitching that together tho CPOK

TALL AND COLD!! SCREWED UP ON TODAY'S TEST AND I NEED SOMETHING TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES!!

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:45 am

Yes! nothing says hello better than an viral r2d2 on viagra, ready to go!

darkbane · Post by **darkbane** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:58 am

HELLFIRE wrote:Nothing quite says 'Shut the F*CK up!' like THIS little beauty up close and personal....

http://hellfirenet.canadianwebs.com/BarPhalanx.html

...I want one as my home security system

// drills some nice holes in any moving targets at the bar

Nice work stitching that together tho CPOK

TALL AND COLD!! SCREWED UP ON TODAY'S TEST AND I NEED SOMETHING TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES!!

Damn, that's one fine lady. How much does one of these cost? (Presumably at black market prices).

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:36 pm

http://www.raytheon.com/products/phalanx/

...if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it

// flips BarPhalanx to 4500rpm full auto w/ enhanced lethality cartridges and downs a slug

darkbane · Post by **darkbane** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:50 pm

HELLFIRE wrote:http://www.raytheon.com/products/phalanx/

...if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it

// flips BarPhalanx to 4500rpm full auto w/ enhanced lethality cartridges and downs a slug

Well then, I'll have to rely on your help.

*Steals HF's phalanx control module* (or something)

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:47 pm

* darkbane explodes in a crimsion fire of fury when hit presses the button on the remote. Poor darkbane picked up the thermal detonator by accident.

The celebrity reality show wasn't too bad. However no one told me I couldn't bring my pet attack raptors with me.

* KiLlEr impales dd on Saturn V rocket with a leaky fuel tank.

Here's my version of A reality TV show that has stars.

* KiLlEr hits the launch button and watches as the rocket lifts off, only to disintegrate in midair when the fuel tanks catch fire and detonantes.

Oh say can you see......... (not)

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:56 pm

dd wrote:
Make you think your Tony Bennett!!
No one could be that cruel! At least it's not Mel Torme...

No Killer can I have seen it, Heck I was it But I am Feeling Much better now

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:34 pm

@darkband
Control Module? I've never heard of this 'Control Module' you speak of

// pours a round and stuffs his ears with cotton

I'm having SUCH a nice day! And to share it with you all...

download here to share in HELLFIRE'S nice day
clicking here releases HELLFIRE from any such obligations and responsibilities,
implied or otherwise, for you having clicked on here in the 1st place

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:45 pm

A nice day .. Didn't you mean ... I wish the world ends NOW

*serves orders*

darkbane · Post by **darkbane** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:21 pm

HELLFIRE wrote:@darkband
Control Module? I've never heard of this 'Control Module' you speak of

That fits, since I've never heard of this "darkband" you speak of. *grin*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:20 pm

....aaaaand another 68% on CCNA mod 10... problem is class avg's
7% higher this time

i HOPE they aren't lying when they say what counts is the BIG (lab skills) final....

Tall and cold... I'm gonna need it

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:23 pm

Tall and cold? sounds like a Personal add to Mr. Freeze.

"Wanted Tall and cold single. Objective a cold cold winter night"

young and hot please.

Post by **Taurec** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:59 pm

Well there is a cocktail called "Hot Young Lady"
(Kahlua, Bailey's, Cinnamon Schnapps and Rumplemintz)

Soon Nazgul is going to throw a cocktail party .. I will have a try