[SPAM] The Leonard Must Die Club

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:22 am

*sics the SRW J Bonta-kun finisher on Leonard*

Just search around for it. It's kinda fitting.

And just in case... *picks up a Lance of Longinus* Coat, Shmoat.

@Taurec: Why do I get that feeling that you'll produce the one canon hint at Sousuke's... shall we say, deviant behaviour, from Fumofffu?

Shewolf of Ga · Post by **Shewolf of Ga** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:26 am

Hey, do they have any of the Full Monty virus in a can left? That'd be a great way to dispose of Leonard's coat. Then they could soak him down and melt him like the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz.

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:09 pm

Shewolf of Ga wrote:Hey, do they have any of the Full Monty virus in a can left? That'd be a great way to dispose of Leonard's coat.

*smacks forehead* You, woman, are a true FMP fan and a genius. Can't believe we didn't think of that sooner.

Shewolf of Ga · Post by **Shewolf of Ga** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:58 pm

Thank you, thank you!

KashimArbalestAS · Post by **KashimArbalestAS** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:09 pm

Yeah, I knew Leonard couldn't be that invincible...in conventional means...
Maybe a claymore, Sousuke must have a few of those beauties.

Wild Goose · Post by **Wild Goose** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:44 am

Don't forget hand to hand. CQC all the way, baby!

*inserts CQC scene of Naked Snake getting pwned by the Boss from MGS3*

Poor guy, Getting his ass kicked by a woman who\s not only his teacher, but his adopted mother, AND someone who's OLDER than he is. And she breaks his guns twice.

Anyways, Leo'c coat probably won't protect against bilogical elements, and if all else fails... *bites thumb, smears blood*

Kuchiyose no jutsu! *summons Gamabunta*

Weltall Elite · Post by **Weltall Elite** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:54 am

Well, in all seriousness, the Full Monty virus only works organic material. I doubt a coat that can deflect bullets is made of cotton though. Still a funny idea though.

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:57 am

Weltall Elite wrote:Well, in all seriousness, the Full Monty virus only works organic material. I doubt a coat that can deflect bullets is made of cotton though. Still a funny idea though.

The damn coat's practically alive, it has to be organic.

So, the fruits of our labours are as follows:

Shewolf of Ga wrote:Full Monty virus

+

Shewolf of Ga wrote:Leonard's coat

=

Wild Goose wrote:*inserts CQC scene of Naked

Weltall Elite wrote:Leonard

Wild Goose wrote:getting pwned by

Wild Goose wrote:kyoudai-ai

Pyrite wrote:Bonta-kun

Weltall Elite wrote:ear sex

Wild Goose wrote:from MGS3*

*runs away*

KashimArbalestAS · Post by **KashimArbalestAS** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:58 am

My eyes...I think the coat will work on anything that is coming in Leonard's direction, one reason is that it usually has less than a second to block something like a bullet, so I don't think it'll be calculating anything.

Post by **Taurec** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:21 pm

My client just gave me the following information about his coat. It was designed by Armani and has full ABC capabilities. I have to note my client would never use a biological agent in contrast to that menace called Sousuke.

Wild Goose · Post by **Wild Goose** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:05 am

*bashes head against wall* Pyrite.......... *sighs*

Although I do grant that that was rather ridiculous. ^^

As for the coat being alive..... <_< Just blast him with a beam rifle. Or Wing Zero's uber Buster Rifles.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:38 am

...Doesn't seem to think too highly of Gates... +1 for that

ahh, KILL HIM ANYWAYS!!!

Regards

Weltall Elite · Post by **Weltall Elite** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:50 am

Pyrite wrote:
Weltall Elite wrote:So, the fruits of our labours are as follows:

Shewolf of Ga wrote:Full Monty virus
+
Shewolf of Ga wrote:Leonard's coat
=
Wild Goose wrote:*inserts CQC scene of Naked

Weltall Elite wrote:Leonard

Wild Goose wrote:getting pwned by

Wild Goose wrote:kyoudai-ai

Pyrite wrote:Bonta-kun

Weltall Elite wrote:ear sex

Wild Goose wrote:from MGS3*
*runs away*

That was just some minor embellishment there. Paraphrasing, really.

PS: I am so late replying to this because I just now realized that those were all supposed to be connected as one statement.

Wild Goose · Post by **Wild Goose** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:00 am

Yeah, I only just realized that.....

*sics dogs on Leo-effigy*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:40 am

...one last headshot before TSR ends...

Now all I need is a furnishing that matches 'homogenized brains'

Regards