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Post by dd »

Make you think your Tony Bennett!!
No one could be that cruel! At least it's not Mel Torme...

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dd wrote:
Make you think your Tony Bennett!!
No one could be that cruel! At least it's not Mel Torme...
I'm so not following the two of you. Oh well, cheers to that. *gulps down the rest of the vodka that dd did not sell yet*

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Nothing quite says 'Shut the F*CK up!' like THIS little beauty up close and personal.... :twisted:

http://hellfirenet.canadianwebs.com/BarPhalanx.html

...I want one as my home security system :twisted:

// drills some nice holes in any moving targets at the bar

Nice work stitching that together tho CPOK

TALL AND COLD!! SCREWED UP ON TODAY'S TEST AND I NEED SOMETHING TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES!!
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Yes! nothing says hello better than an viral r2d2 on viagra, ready to go! :evil:
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HELLFIRE wrote:Nothing quite says 'Shut the F*CK up!' like THIS little beauty up close and personal.... :twisted:

http://hellfirenet.canadianwebs.com/BarPhalanx.html

...I want one as my home security system :twisted:

// drills some nice holes in any moving targets at the bar

Nice work stitching that together tho CPOK

TALL AND COLD!! SCREWED UP ON TODAY'S TEST AND I NEED SOMETHING TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES!!
Damn, that's one fine lady. How much does one of these cost? (Presumably at black market prices).

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http://www.raytheon.com/products/phalanx/

...if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it

// flips BarPhalanx to 4500rpm full auto w/ enhanced lethality cartridges and downs a slug
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HELLFIRE wrote:http://www.raytheon.com/products/phalanx/

...if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it

// flips BarPhalanx to 4500rpm full auto w/ enhanced lethality cartridges and downs a slug
Well then, I'll have to rely on your help.

*Steals HF's phalanx control module* (or something)

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* darkbane explodes in a crimsion fire of fury when hit presses the button on the remote. Poor darkbane picked up the thermal detonator by accident.

The celebrity reality show wasn't too bad. However no one told me I couldn't bring my pet attack raptors with me. :twisted:

* KiLlEr impales dd on Saturn V rocket with a leaky fuel tank.

Here's my version of A reality TV show that has stars. :twisted:

* KiLlEr hits the launch button and watches as the rocket lifts off, only to disintegrate in midair when the fuel tanks catch fire and detonantes.

Oh say can you see......... (not)
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dd wrote:
Make you think your Tony Bennett!!
No one could be that cruel! At least it's not Mel Torme...
No Killer can I have seen it, Heck I was it But I am Feeling Much better now
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@darkband
Control Module? I've never heard of this 'Control Module' you speak of

// pours a round and stuffs his ears with cotton

I'm having SUCH a nice day! And to share it with you all...

download here to share in HELLFIRE'S nice day
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A nice day .. Didn't you mean ... I wish the world ends NOW :-D

*serves orders*
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
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█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
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Post by darkbane »

HELLFIRE wrote:@darkband
Control Module? I've never heard of this 'Control Module' you speak of
That fits, since I've never heard of this "darkband" you speak of. *grin*

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....aaaaand another 68% on CCNA mod 10... problem is class avg's
7% higher this time :storm: :storm: :storm: :storm: :storm: :storm:

i HOPE they aren't lying when they say what counts is the BIG (lab skills) final....

Tall and cold... I'm gonna need it
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Post by terran empire »

Tall and cold? sounds like a Personal add to Mr. Freeze.
"Wanted Tall and cold single. Objective a cold cold winter night"
young and hot please.
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Post by Taurec »

Well there is a cocktail called "Hot Young Lady"
(Kahlua, Bailey's, Cinnamon Schnapps and Rumplemintz)

Soon Nazgul is going to throw a cocktail party .. I will have a try :)
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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๏̯͡๏﴿ <- they know....
█████████
█▄█████▄█
█▼▼▼▼▼
█ Raaaaaaaaawr!!!
█▲▲▲▲▲
█████████
__██____██___

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