Bar opens at 8

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:39 pm

Said user dosn't know the difference between Das Boot in the sea dive and DOS Boot in the C drive.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:25 am

Something instantly lethal pls

...results of the Canadian election are in, so it boils down to:

- Conservatives hold the majority, but wouldn't be caught dead in bed with the Bloc or the NDP
- Liberals are Official Opp, and've been in bed with the NDP before, but I HOPE they wouldn't jump in with the Bloc
- BQ has 50 seats that'd help either the Conservatives or the Liberals in any vote
- NDP has 25-odd that'd help the above

So it can all be summed up as juggling hand grenades is STILL dangerous.
You can try all you want to keep them up in the air, but they still go BANG!

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:56 am

*Hands him a bottle of VX*

Here you go.

And while we're on hand grenades, whatever happened to Tau's secret stash of Holy Hand Grenades?

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:48 am

(a very tired and emotionally drained Bel walks in tothe bar)

(goes to the nearest chair and slides into it)

Bartender, i want somthing that numb all the neurons inmmy body.

oh, and set the barphalanx to killing any customers fo Pizza Hut.

Hi guys.

(Bel falls out of the chair)

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:33 am

Poor bel... If it's any consolation, I'm a Domino's fan XD

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:36 pm

I live in a hut-less city....

*serves orders*

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:18 pm

Hmm... the Bar Phalanx doesnt seem big enough... 20mm is good, but why not go with a Bar Goalkeeper and throw 30mm slugs instead?

*Installs the new addition next to the bar phalanx, courtesy of the old weapons lab that we havnt used in 3 years...*

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:21 pm

I have been saying that for years ... but noooo the pansies stuck to that stupid 20mm

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:43 am

Hmmm... Never heard of the goal keeper...

(Searches)

Oh... It's awsome! Actually speaking of the goalkeeper the airforce came by and they had their "airforce Bike" from OCC. It had the 30mm round that the GAU-8 uses

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:35 pm

Taurec wrote:I have been saying that for years ... but noooo the pansies stuck to that stupid 20mm

Well that should fix it.

Go test it out on whoever said Phalanx would be enough. First 20,000 rounds are free.

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:18 pm

The Phalanx CIWS system is another system that is widely used in the same role, there are several key differences between the two systems:

* Goalkeepers projectiles are much larger (30 mm versus 20 mm) and have greater Kinetic energy. (true)
* Goalkeeper is twice as expensive as the Phalanx. (true)
* Phalanx can be welded to any section of deck and plugged in, while Goalkeeper requires significant 'deck penetration' and integration. (true)
* Phalanx can only track and engage one target at a time, while Goalkeeper can track 18 targets and switch to engage the greatest threat. (untrue) (Phalanx can track multiple targets)
* Both weapons have similar maximum ranges, however Goalkeepers kill distance is reportedly a slightly further (500 to 350 meters compared to 300 meters for the Phalanx). (probably true)
* Phalanx ammo drum is mounted directly on the gun, the Goalkeeper is reloaded from below deck. (true)

As you can see, if you take these things into effect, the gaolkeeper is slightly better then the Phalanx, except in one way. the Phalanx is portable.

Oh, and i can't read Dutch and i doubt Hellfire does either,

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:21 pm

Tau has plenty of space downstairs anyway...Im sure he wont mind the installation of the giant ammunition magazine.

Post by **Taurec** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:19 pm

Goalkeeper tracks 30 targets and the first 4 get shot within 0.2 second interval.

I don't care the price is that high ... We earn it back eventually because it needs less ammo / target..

*serves orders and starts creating the hole*

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:15 am

Hmmm... The goalkeeper is awsome, its the gun for the A10

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:30 pm

If it can carve the innards out of an armoured main battle tank, Imagine what it'll do to the bar patrons who dont pay their tab on time.

Another bucket of JP5....