Bar opens at 8

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:39 am

I need a drink.

Protip: Snapping at your boss and coworkers for being morons is bad for job security.

Anonz · Post by **Anonz** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:51 pm

rail on your employees all you want though, they're good cattle

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:15 am

Of course the corollary of said statement is that if it was said for good reason(s) it's time to find a new place of employment

// pours a round for the house

Anonz · Post by **Anonz** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:55 am

actually, i don't have a job

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:07 am

At least I didn't flip anywhere near as close to the level the guy on video did.

Well, granted, if I ever did get to that level of nuts, I'd probably have blown the place up.

Post by **Taurec** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:13 pm

@Anonz ..... try to avoid it at all costs.

Gawd never knew driving a Motorcycle would be able to get rid of the bore in the daily routing of driving to your work.

First few observations of a noob:

Corners are fun.
Rain is wet.
Cars are slow.
Protective gear will melt your <censored> off if you have to stop for traffic lights.
Suddenly gas prices aren't that bad anymore.

Oh well .. *serves orders*

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:54 pm

knockout drink pls Tau. Deathsta...er...I mean Jetstar f*cked me around again...f*cking plane was 2 hours late!

Miz~Chidori · Post by **Miz~Chidori** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:14 pm

Motocycles ftw!

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:54 pm

WOHOOO! Everybody! Let's make a big toast for Killer & his wife - they managed to bring this little son of theirs to the world...

... we'll hear about this little fella in few years, that I am sure!

Cheers for Killer, his wife and their little boy!

@ Taurec: Champagne please! And you better make that a good one!

Post by **Taurec** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:09 pm

*Serves horridly expensive champagne and writes the bill out to Raspberry*

*snickers* gawd I love the new banner...

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:40 pm

Oh well... I can live with one kidney, right?

So, Killer - you better give us some nice pictures of your sonny, cuz I didn't agree to sell my organs for nothing!

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:50 pm

Soon

Its been so hectic since he's 3 weeks early, and although we got most of what we needed ready (Momma/Baby hospital bag was the first thing

) and we still need to run to get the few items that we didn't receive at the Baby shower. I took some photos earlier in his coming home outfit, but we have to run out again so I'm not going to be able to get them ready.

Stats:
Displacement: 7 lbs
Length: 20 Inches
Midi-chlorian - Exceptional. The force runs strong in my family. LOL

Anonz · Post by **Anonz** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:05 pm

when i invent a working lightsaber, it'll be your kid's birthday present

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:22 pm

...first off, congrats to Killer... his boys are certified swimmers...

...second off, congrats to Killer's Significant Other... for carrying around AND passing a 7lb bowling ball like that for that long...
no, I don't want to fund research into male pregnancy, thank you.

...third off, congrats to Killer's son... for swooning crowds of complete strangers into making awed cooing noises over someone
they'd never give a damn over otherwise... or surpassing daddy in the world someday... whichever comes first. I'm sure we'll be
hearing about you in the coming months and years

Final note... HELLFIRE is officially calling in dead... as his sick days at work are used up and he had no alternative. Note to all,
you think 7 days straight of 12hr blocks is crazy, try 11 days... as I have that coming up on August. I need my head examined with a 9mm please...

...but first a bar full of Tall and Cold ...

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:36 pm

Bar keep One Gatorade mixed with Nizzie's socks and sulfuric Acid if you please the Boss is on vacation And I am in charge!!! My gawd have murcy on there poor souls!