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First off, I welcome myself back... seems like I've been working waaay too
much the last month and not taking enough time for myself

Second off, Happy Belated Eviction From the Womb Day to myself. Ive hit the big 3-0, and well... nuff seid

Third off, shouts out to everyone on the board! Idunno why, I just felt like saying that.
Round on the house!! (assuming there's a bar left after the ongoing Youtube grossout battle)

Fourth off, Merry Christmas to all... and to all a good night!




...I'd SO love to add to the above with some choice clips from AMV Hell, but somehow I think that wouldn't be very welcome...
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WB HF!!!

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Happy Another day closer to the grave day HF.
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Thanks for the welcome back ...I'm alive, I'm employed (for the time being), I still have my health (I think)...


I need vacation...


Barkeep, Tall and Cold again!!
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HELLFIRE wrote:Thanks for the welcome back ...I'm alive, I'm employed (for the time being), I still have my health (I think)...
I need vacation...
Barkeep, Tall and Cold again!!

You could always join me when I go to Tokyo International Anime Fair in March HF.
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...where on the dotted line do I sign CPOK?
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/me kicks both Tau and Killer to join the merry band of nutters in Tokyo for the fair.
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Happy new year and all that stuffs.
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New Year, Happy. Standard Issue, 1 each.

Just me, and Wray and Nephews this year. Ah well, could be worse. Im surprised my typing seems vaguely coherent still.
Remember kids, trying to start Armageddon is dangerous. Do not try it at home.

[14:57] Silver Lynxy: Ack. You couldn't see that?
[14:57] Katyusha [Love Through Superior Firepower]: Nope, cant see a thing.
[14:57] Katyusha [Love Through Superior Firepower]: Not using MSN remember?
[14:57] Silver Lynxy: Oh right. You're one of those Trillian people, aren't you?
[14:58] Katyusha [Love Through Superior Firepower]: trillian people? =.= What are we, an ethnicity now?
[15:00] Silver Lynxy: Yes. An evil race.

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Happy Ctrl-Alt-Del!


w34rz da b00z?

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happy new year :)

Wow the Internet still works after a leap second <g>
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What is a Leap Second?

So I didn't QUITE get enough booze to make a call to somewhere in the world
every hour to wish them a happy New Year, but I got to do a toast during
the countdown...

Happy 2009 Everyone!! So, how has the New Year been treating you so far?
Well, it hasn't killed me in about 22 hours, so I'd say that's good :twisted: :twisted:
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The year is still young ..... :gauron:
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"Can I help you?, "you know this section is.." she broke off her sentence as the man walked towards her and nodded, "I think you can Captain".
Tessa looked down, "I haven't been called Captain in 4 years," Wha..what do you want?"
He gave her a devious grin, "I'm here to make sure you keep your promise."
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█████████
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."


Think that sums up the financial status for this year quite nicely!
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Post by KiLlEr »

Its more like:

- The four engines have stopped
- The pilot died of food poisoning, milk in coffee was imported from China.
- The copilot ejected with the only parachute (a gold one at that)
- The flight engineer and stewardesses are terrorists planning to crash the aircraft into Fannie May
- The wings are defective, it was made in China.
- There is lead in the paint (see above)
- Its a flight across the Himalayas, and we're half way through the mountain range
- We're falling into a fire fight between Monks and an Army.
- The plane has the gliding ratio of a free falling brick as someone mixed up Metric and Imperial systems during the design.

and finally......

SNAKES ON THE PLANE!!!
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