Bar opens at 8

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:09 am

boo-boooooo wrong answer LOL

Noir · Post by **Noir** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:38 am

KiLlEr wrote:

Putin on the Ritz?

or putting on Ritz

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:38 am

Ding ding ding!!!

We have a winner!

Post by **Taurec** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:52 pm

NJET!! NJET!! NJET!!!

So who is on FaceSpace and why?

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:49 am

// and the sound of a million and one facepalms

Tall and cold please... it's just been that kind of August. Will be busy this
weekend with the wedding of a family member, after that....

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:07 pm

* TE Stairs at the Ritz cracker *
A terrible pun Or tasty treat? and I thought Putin was a RED!
a Adult Beverage please.

Post by **Taurec** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:16 pm

A glass of stale milk?

Post by **Taurec** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:27 pm

It's official ... I work in hell ...

I'm an System Administrator dammit ... I don't want to talk to clients...

Yeah the connection was gone ... yeah it was in a core router that I don't administer... no I can't tell when the connection will be back ... yeah we will leave the datacenter because they went down for the 5th time this year...
aaaargh .. no I don't have a crystal ball to give you answers...

Damn I should write a blog about this shit.

BTW if you guys ever have to pick a datacenter ... stay the fudgie away from Equinix. or tripple nix as we call them now.

*Murders a random person*

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:45 pm

Taurec wrote:It's official ... I work in hell ...

I'm an System Administrator dammit ... I don't want to talk to clients...

Yeah the connection was gone ... yeah it was in a core router that I don't administer... no I can't tell when the connection will be back ... yeah we will leave the datacenter because they went down for the 5th time this year...
aaaargh .. no I don't have a crystal ball to give you answers...
Damn I should write a blog about this shit.

BTW if you guys ever have to pick a datacenter ... stay the fudgie away from Equinix. or tripple nix as we call them now.

*Murders a random person*

Sounds like a fun place to work Tau...need a storeman?

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:29 am

Crap, I think our client has a few Equinix DCs as well. Tau, get me the address of the place
so I can tell these guys to pack their stuff out of there ASAP.

You think you work in Hell, Tau... man, I'll give you my job and live in Hell. A steady 250
reasons for the last THREE weeks straight to go crazy where I am, and EVERY attempt to get that
any lower and we get three back in return. Everything from "my phone doesn't work," to stupid
stuff like "I get a DNS error on this page, and it's the first time I am doing it, and I need
it to work yesterday" -- turns out the page was blocked due to InfoSec policy, so we closed
it out and told the guy to submit an unblock request -- to, and this really cracks me up since
it's the weekend, "printer ran out of toner, needs replacement." Helldesk's solution? Transfer
to us to fix. Riiiiiiight, and what do you propose? We fly out to EMEA, go to the local
electronics supply store , buy the toner, install it for you, and bill you back triple-time
and a half plus expenses, hotel bill and 1st class flight round-trip?

I swear there's a halfdozen (more) important tickets getting snowed in from this crap we haven't
worked yet because of this.

If you get that blog, I'll be more than happy to get you material for it on an hourly basis.

Tall and cold again, cuz I'm back at it on monday.

Nazgul · Post by **Nazgul** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:15 pm

Your job sounds like tons of fun Hellfire. I'm kind of disappointed that you don't help the nice people with the toner problem. Which company do you work for that they even dare to call you with such idiotic questions?

btw barkeep give me some of the goodstuff

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:14 pm

And the nice thing about being a teacher is getting to be the prick that all the students pray they don't get. And getting to quote R.Lee Ermey in FMJ at them.

Pay sucks, but it's enough to get some fun side toys to keep me happy. The 14-inch is .30-30 and the 12-inch is .357. It's pretty goddamned accurate too.

The downside is having to actually check out all the homework you give.

I'll have a shot at whatever Nazzie is having and stick him with the bill.

Nazgul · Post by **Nazgul** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:08 pm

No problem... I've done a runner anyway

Quote from School of Rock: Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym

Post by **Taurec** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:27 pm

Give a kid a smoke he'll be happy for a day.
Teach him how to smoke... he'll be happy for a whole shortened life.

Great Teacher Onizuka

*Serves orders and shoots Nazgul with an PSE TAC 15.*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:23 am

@Nazgul
Wherever it is, it isn't paying me enough to put up with s**t like this.

@Katyusha
How much backkick does it have? And define 'accurate'? As in "shoot the nosehairs off
a fly at 2K downrange with a crosswind" accurate?

Well, Labor Day today, emphasis on the LABOR part of it. Least the phones weren't ringing
off the hook. Tall and cold please, I'm gonna need it for tomorrow morning.