Bar opens at 8

Avlor · Post by **Avlor** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:59 am

Hey! We've got a noob on the grill in the abuse thread... need me to bring some noob burgers to the bar?

grill/abuse thread

RussianFox · Post by **RussianFox** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 4:26 am

"need me to bring some noob burgers to the bar? "
well, the "other refreshments." include those, but feel free, Av. you can never have too much nooburgers.

Avlor · Post by **Avlor** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:01 pm

/Av I think the anysia noob burgers are perfectly charred

(left her on the grill all night) - here's a plate of burgers...

Anysia · Post by **Anysia** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:33 pm

I wouldn't be that freaked but, well, I re-watched Hannibal this morning...

(Book was better.)

Cannibalism can be scary...

Post by **Taurec** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:36 pm

but only if you're dinner .. else it's just like chicken ..

Anysia · Post by **Anysia** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:42 pm

But I AM the dinner!

Oh well. Guess it's best to get it over with now...

Post by **Taurec** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:55 pm

Psssssst .. be quiet ... usually the food doesn't talk back..

Jae · Post by **Jae** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:57 pm

That's wierd!

My food always talks back.

(maybe I should cook it more?)

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:06 pm

hmmmmmmm still kicking good i like my n00bie with some life in it

never eat a n00bie that volintereers

Anysia · Post by **Anysia** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:13 pm

*grumbles and resigns herself to being grilled*

(Though, question, why didn't this start when I first joined back in August...?)

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:16 pm

the move took up most of our minds

Anysia · Post by **Anysia** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:23 pm

True...I was just stupid enough to remind everyone. "Hey, wait, wasn't I supposed to go through some insane newbie abuse here or something?"

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:29 pm

yup grilling and GET you cann into boot camp!!!

dd · Post by dd » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:32 pm

Cannibalism can be scary...

Yes, but there's something much worse: how they highlight you on the Bar menu.

It's one thing to be listed as filet of Anysia or something generic like nOOb burgers and a side order of thighs.

But, if they write it down as Long Pig....

(Though, question, why didn't this start when I first joined back in August...?)

Someone was probably doubling as a food inspector. Had to make certain there wasn't any hint of tainted meat (I for one will not mention the words Mad Cow....)

Anysia · Post by **Anysia** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:36 pm

(I for one will not mention the words Mad Cow....)

Smart move.

Aaand I think I'll be skipping the Boot Camp thread. I checked in there once, and it just seems a little too insane for my tastes.