this is minor but most military survival training courses doe belleve it or not cover cooking it may not be gourmet but basic stews and meat cooking is still cooking. after all evently you doe run out of MRE's and rations suck.
(P.S. yes it's a lousy drawing - but it was slapped together so I could get to bed tonight!!!!! And no - I have no idea what you looked like so I chose the "geek" look. Specially for you. )
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
That look ought to keep Avlor in line (actually, I'm not mean in any way, but don't tell her that... who knows WHAT she might do)
She owes you one.
Of course, if people (who shall remain nameless) have put so much emphasis on the wicked side, who knows what might happen?
Hmmm... need to try out a few ideas:
Just as Sousuke had professed his true love, and tore off Kaname's clothing with his teeth, he realizes too late that she was a fembot. As the counter on her chest clicks down to zero, an explosion rocks the entire neighborhood.
or
With nightfall approaching, and their hearts full of love, the blissful young couple hurry towards Sousuke's apartment. Opening the door, Sousuke walks in and nods to a squat hirsute Bulgarian woman holding a rolling pin. "Kaname, let me introduce you to my wife...."
or
"Lost in each other's eyes, the two young lovers kiss under a magnificent tree. Sousuke tells Kaname that he loves her, and she says that she is his... heart, body, and soul. Their passion threatening to sweep them away, they stroll absentmindedly across the street, not seeing the speding petroleum truck until it was too late...
"Sousuke, Take me!!!"
"Where do you want to go Kaname? And shouldn't you put on clothing?"
....... 
.........Av is right, dd stands for da Devil! scary..... *shiver* 
but MRE's are nasty...... 
