[SPAM] I Love (to Hate) Gaulun Fanclub

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:02 pm

Thats it reap NO Gauron For You!
*sinks into lava pit like it was a hot bath*

Reaper DXR-7 · Post by **Reaper DXR-7** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:15 pm

I made a deal with Lord Gauron!!!

Now where is that 3rd person for sacrifice?

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:20 pm

A grappling hook lands on reap and pulls him in to the pit
third sacrifice made

Reaper DXR-7 · Post by **Reaper DXR-7** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:32 pm

YEAH!!! Where's my dental benefits and Lambda Driver scythe.

*Gets a check-up and a new scythe with lambda driver capabilities. then Reap flies out of the pit cheering*

HAIL LORD GAURON!!! HAIL LORD GAURON!!!

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:01 am

HAIL GAULUN!!!

// beats everyone who's posted to this thread to a bloody pulp and kicks
the remains into the lava

Death, destroy, maim, kill.... ALL FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF GAULUN!!

Regards

RussianFox · Post by **RussianFox** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 7:19 am

i see the pit has been rebuild. nice.
*drags crazed-looking gauron into the thread.*

the god of evil has come for the sacrifices!!!

Reaper DXR-7 · Post by **Reaper DXR-7** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 7:33 am

But Gauron is down in the pit waiting for us... along with his lambda driver capable minions...

AND I'M ONE OF UM!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAIL GAURON!!!

RussianFox · Post by **RussianFox** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 7:49 am

*looks in the pit* whatta??.... but... he.... 's..... ha? ..... damn that cloning machine.....

*boots the gauron next to him in the pit*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:34 pm

// and RF follows the Gaulun clone

byebye, sacrifice #4754378975437 of the day!

Reaper DXR-7 · Post by **Reaper DXR-7** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:34 am

*pulls TE out of the pit and hands TE to HELLFIRE*

here ya go!

*Reap runs away before HELLFIRE can catch him!!*

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:46 am

what the!!!
i was enjoying it in there.
thats the best hot spring bath i have had in a long time.

*puts a folded towel on his head and climbs back in to the lava bath*

ahhhh that feels good

Reaper DXR-7 · Post by **Reaper DXR-7** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:21 am

Really?? Would you like some beer or something, the hot lava attendant chick is over there.

*Points to a hot chick*

Go Gauron, never knew you could score chicks too!

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:29 am

yo hay darling a little wine over here.
*is handed a goblet full of wine*
ahh now this is the life

ALL HAIL LORD GAURON

Reaper DXR-7 · Post by **Reaper DXR-7** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 6:56 am

Hail Lord Gauron!!

*salutes Gauron who is down in the pit*

TE, you were right about the lava springs, they are nice.

pass me a Coors

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:28 am

...haven't had a good sacrifice lately....

// boots everyone in the thread into the pit and cranks the heat

GAULUN FOEVA!!!!!

Regards