Bar opens at 8

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:25 am

shred shred.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:35 am

SHRED!!!!!

* KiLlEr jumps on the table wearing spandex and a wig that reaches his ass, He pulls out a beat up red guitar with black and white strips, cranks up his wall of marshal amps and starts wailing out "Eruption" flowing into "Jump" *

* A herd of bikini doning females pour into the bar and start to crowed up to where KiLlEr is standing, a guitar-god, alcahol pours out of the sprinkler system as people party like crazy. A scene straight out of Spiinal Tap. *

Geshron Tyler · Post by **Geshron Tyler** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:57 am

Bear needs some hi-tech alloy and composite in his diet?

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:12 am

Geshron Tyler wrote:Bear needs some hi-tech alloy and composite in his diet?

* works his way out of the crowd of women his face now marked with many a red hand print *
they are omnivorous you know.
* takes a shot of vodka and then works his way in too the crowed where in screams of the word "pervert" seem too echo. *

Geshron Tyler · Post by **Geshron Tyler** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:29 am

Geshron oders a Berliner Weisse mit rotem Schuss.

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:31 am

terran empire wrote:Polar Bears and Subs have a very old hatred
Pics as proof

...posted that up waaaaay back when. That's HY-100 steel the bear's biting
into... don't think it'll improve his teeth any

// 'Flaming Debris over Paris' for all... it's been a quiet night again

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:17 am

KiLlEr wrote:
* KiLlEr jumps on the table wearing spandex and a wig that reaches his ass, *

*plunges thumbs in eyesockets*

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:32 pm

Taurec wrote: *plunges thumbs in eyesockets*

LOL

OUT VILE JELLY!!!

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:18 pm

I think that it is time to call the cavlary.

*NORAD, Lauch one Titan 2 ICBM at my location.*
*that is correct*

I will sacrifice myself to kill Killer.
His madness must not leave this board.

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:35 pm

* Bels ICBM is vaporized just seconds before impact. He failed to realize that KiLlEr was using an LV-900 Stratocaster Guitar

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:12 am

Tall and cold.... it's slow and I SWEAR my boss is having paranoid delusions
I'm NOT doing anything around the shop

I SO need to turn in my two weeks....

Dannan · Post by **Dannan** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:25 pm

darn need much alcohol........ feel no good

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:10 pm

The Bear must have done some damage

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:41 am

terran empire wrote:The Bear must have done some damage

Chief Petty Officer Klerk · Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:18 am

/me tossed TT and TE into the sub for shits and giggles