Bar opens at 8

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:48 am

Geshron Tyler wrote:Since when does a Phalanx use APFSDS ammo anyway? You aiming to hunt some people with some _reall_ thick skins?

We've had our share of rowdy crowds at the Bar, but not THAT rowdy...

// spins up the BarPhalanx

you aiming to be the 1st one?

...it's monday, BT dropped Christmas in spring just now in my lap...
Too bad my job prospects are back down to precisely Zero, for current intents and purposes...

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:52 am

well there was that one time I drove a tank through but that was a few months back.... It's that time again MR Phalanx is going to Go Full Auto Rampage & Carnage mode.....

* puts on his Flack jacket and AC Helmet. Slings his XM8, Dives for cover in his fav Foxhole and mans a 25-mm XM307 Advanced Crew served Weapon All before HF Lets the Phalanx Rock and Ruin *

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:01 am

...if Mr BarPhalanx does the rock 'n ruin routine, it's because of the crowd TE
BTW, you know we have a 'Weapons Outside' policy here, right?

// pours Flaming Debris over Paris for all to calm nerves

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:40 am

Dang ruin my fun * tosses HF the Magazines *

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:50 pm

grabs the new guy and drags him here.

Weltall Elite · Post by **Weltall Elite** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:53 pm

Huh? You don't mean me, do you? What is this thread? 79 pages but I can't make heads or tails of it.

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:17 am

Weltall Elite wrote:Huh? You don't mean me, do you? What is this thread? 79 pages but I can't make heads or tails of it.

You park your tail on the nearest seat, order something with a head of foam, and post away. (Please, I thought you'd be used to the whole idea by now.)

Weltall Elite · Post by **Weltall Elite** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:24 am

I see. Bartender, I'll have something with a head of foam. But since I don't drink, preferably something non-alcoholic yet not completely sissy.

So what's shakin'? This bar got a pool table?

Geshron Tyler · Post by **Geshron Tyler** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:26 am

Yup, with balls molded out of high-impact plastic explosive.

Weltall Elite · Post by **Weltall Elite** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:56 am

I like a high-stakes game. Rack 'em up!

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:31 am

Whossys Plastic Is too Stable Try good old Fashioned nitroglycerine in a Fragmenting Shell now that is a Game.

ZyreX · Post by **ZyreX** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:22 pm

79 pages .... <-- nothing compared to the hole thing...
its been cleaned a few times... (back to zero that is)

actually this bar has everything from... world dominating weapons to
small plastic dolls that say "I love Youhhhh" when you sqeeze them <-- (f*cking dolls)

anyway since the robo bartender aint back from repairs
and tau hasnt come back yet which
leads to me being a substitute bartender from time to time...
*jumps behind counter & serves the drinks..*

Teletha Testarosa · Post by **Teletha Testarosa** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:11 am

that's it, i am using uranium shell bullets.

Boom boom?

vroom vroomm!

KiLlEr · Post by **KiLlEr** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:00 am

well, since its St. Patty's day (happy St. Patty's Day btw!), shouldn't it be firing Lepriconium shells?

terran empire · Post by **terran empire** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:17 am

A Guinness For Every One I am PAYING!!! * Empties a pot of Gold on too the Bar.* Heck looks like 2 or 3 rounds