[SPAM] We All Love Tessa Fanclub

grahf · Post by **grahf** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:27 am

All hail!!! Bow to the goddess!

And since I don't know where to ask, anyone know where I can find any decent fics with Tessa as the main character? XD

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:24 pm

@grahf
I'd be writing one... if I wasn't (semi)retired from fic writing *sighs*

// Goddess Tessa's messenger of doom comes down to visit HELLFIRE

Okay, okay, i'll get right on it!!

Regards

grahf · Post by **grahf** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:00 am

*worships giant Tessa statue*

@HF:

You do that.

I'm sure our goddess will be proud.

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:52 pm

Well the Kaname thread got some life. We cant afford to slack off. Resume worshipping people!

*Burns various sacrificial offerings to the Goddess*

Post by **Taurec** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:31 pm

I bet you can't give 10 reasons why she is worth the worshipping ....

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:55 pm

Do shallow reasons count?

KashimArbalestAS · Post by **KashimArbalestAS** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:19 pm

*sends dogs with wigs that resemble Sousuke's hair as offerings*

Actually, that'll work with Kaname too. Wonder if she'll notice some of the dogs are white, black, multicolored...

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:53 am

Taurec wrote:I bet you can't give 10 reasons why she is worth the worshipping ....

10 (shallow) reasons to worship Tessa
10. it's Tessa
9. it's Tessa
8. it's Tessa
7. it's Tessa
6. it's Tessa
5. it's Tessa
4. it's Tessa
3. it's Tessa
2. it's Tessa
and #1, it's Tessa

10 (real) reasons to worship Tessa
10. she's a goddess among us mere mortals
9. has the looks that'll melt the ice caps
8. has the smarts to match Einstien, Newton AND Hawking
7. (if you're a girl) her brother's uber-bishonen looks
6. confirmed single
5. holds the keys to a 5billion state-of-the-art sub
4. faced down Gaulun in person and survived
3. can give as good as she gets when the chips come down
2. Saying 'Yes Ma'am!' in her presence won't earn you the confused / dirty
looks of your peers
1. platinum blonde with a braided ribbon? where can ya go wrong?

question answered?

ALL HAIL THE GODDESS!!!

Regards

Katyusha · Post by **Katyusha** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:09 pm

*Whacks HF* Number 7 doesnt count. How could you even *THINK* of including him as a reason.

*Resumes worship*

grahf · Post by **grahf** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:58 am

*agrees with HF's reasons except for no. 7*

Well, you can just put the 'It's Tessa' reason in that slot. XD

*resumes worship*

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:56 pm

...you never know

If you guys are so quick to judge, YOU come up with a reason 7

ALL HAIL THE GODDESS!!

Regards

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:33 am

Nobody got a good reason #7? How's this one?

Now find the bloody thing in higher rez please!

Regards

SOULS_LEADER · Post by **SOULS_LEADER** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:45 am

... Yeah miss, Why are you in my bed? Wait why the hell Am I asking! stay for a while, Please

dr_haro · Post by **dr_haro** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:22 pm

SOULS_LEADER wrote:... Yeah miss, Why are you in my bed?

These are the kinds of things you don't ask questions about; you just nod and go along.

Post by **Taurec** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:55 am

#8 Because she makes a nice banner ,,,