New short story on boku tachi

Aeragon · Post by **Aeragon** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:29 am

Hey I just notice a new short story on boku tachi.

*run to read new story:)*

full_metal_sousuke · Post by **full_metal_sousuke** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:21 am

i read it yesterday. it wasnt all that funny. but it was ok

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:07 am

Die. Now.

Funny and just a little bit sick, heh.

(And if the line about Sousuke and Issei being equal in unarmed combat is true, then we now have a reasonably conclusive answer.)

Out of curiosity, does that last line, "Sagara and Tsubaki, who gives it and who takes it?" use the words seme and uke? (I blame Gundam SEED's yaoi fangirls for this.)

Weltall Elite · Post by **Weltall Elite** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:12 am

Man... that's just messed up. Not quite as messed up as that banner, but close.

I missed the thing about the octupus though.

In spite of her genius intelligence, Kaname seems to have an uncanny gift for jumping to the wrong conclusions with Sousuke, doesn't she?

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:53 am

Do you not understand?

Octopus is a... *drools* ...delicacy. (Not to mention that Sousuke almost definitely ate it off the floor. 3-second rule FTW.

I missed that the first time around too.)

HELLFIRE · Post by **HELLFIRE** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:14 am

Info add to the forum FAQ. Thx for the news Aeragon

And shouts out to the Bokutachi crew here!

Regards

Moonshadow · Post by **Moonshadow** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:47 am

Man, so painful and yet so hilarious at the same time! Sousuke's obsession with the octopus sausage was one of my favorite parts! And did anyone else find Sousuke's tale of Tsubaki's terrible deeds a little . . . how can I say it . . . twisted? I love that he lists steeling bikes right up there with rape and murder. Such a strange imagination. I can just see him going through a mental check list of all the "bad things" he can think of.

Weltall Elite · Post by **Weltall Elite** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:38 pm

That part was actually really good.

Gin Ryo no Nari · Post by **Gin Ryo no Nari** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:07 pm

Wait!
What?
There's a new one up on boku?!
Ah!
*runs screaming to read translation before having to go back to work*

Gunner · Post by **Gunner** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:29 pm

A thanks to Brandi and Boku-Tachi for the translation and release of this comedic short story. While I have been greatly anticipating the next chapter of COMO, I still appreciate anything that keeps FMP going strong. Not to mention we could all use some light-hearted fun while immersed in the heavy tension of COMO.

One question; Why is Sousuke so obsessed with the octopus? It seems a little OOC to me. Maybe I just missed something somewhere that mentions he has an obsession with octopus, but my only other theories is that is was pure comedic relief, or he just hates to see food wasted due to his harsh childhood circumstances. Or he was VERY hungry.

Gin Ryo no Nari · Post by **Gin Ryo no Nari** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:54 pm

Just to chime in,
Thanks Brandi, Muka and shihaf!
The humor was much much appreciated!!!!

As for the octopus obsession.... was it really an obession? He looked kind of intent in the picture.
Ok, taking another look at it, he does look rather crazed. Maybe he felt bad for the poor little unwanted... uh... octopus?
(as a side note, it is quite tasty in sushi. Forgive the OT-ness, still new, don't wanna get in trouble!)

Pyrite · Post by **Pyrite** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:58 am

I really think it's because octopus is quite tasty...

After all, Kaname also drools over it initially, so it's not just Sousuke's fetish.

Wild Goose · Post by **Wild Goose** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:49 pm

I think maybe Octopus is their vice-food. ^^

darkheart510 · Post by **darkheart510** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:51 pm

i don't think it's real octopus because it says "vienna sausage octopus" But i can understand sousuke's fixation on it....it is pretty cool.... and plus, he's got some kinda strange food obsession (i think during fumoffu, it was starting to show)

all my octopus sausages look funny...maybe i shouldn't make them out of hotdogs... but i really wanna see a real good one

shall we answer who'd be the giver and who'd be the taker? out of perverse curiousity for the yaoi girls?

Wild Goose · Post by **Wild Goose** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:10 am

Maybe it's because of all that Borscht. He wants to enjoy as much good fod as possible vefore being force-fed borscht.